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: Quick, quick! Channel six, fast. Jack Gallo
: Why? Maya Gallo
: My blind date is on. I want to see what he looks like. Charlton Heston
: Hello, I'm Charlton Heston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun. Jack Gallo
: Maya, no! Maya Gallo
: No, no! Channel six.
Ramón Menéndez Pidal
: What is he saying? Intérprete
: He asks you if you are sure that they didn't have rifles in the time of El Cid. Ramón Menéndez Pidal
: How could they have rifles in that time, by God? Don't they ever go through high school in the United States? Intérprete
: [in English, to Heston
] No, they had no rifles. Charlton Heston
: [in English
] Another question. What's the relationship between El Cid and Cris-to-bal Co-lon? Intérprete
: He says... Ramón Menéndez Pidal
: What does he say, gee whiz? Intérprete
: He asks what is the relation between El Cid Campeador and Christopher Columbus. Ramón Menéndez Pidal
: Mother of blessed love! If this man was born any simpler he would be born a botijo. Charlton Heston
] "Bou-tee-hoe?" Ramón Menéndez Pidal
: Tell him the only relation they have is the letter C. Of Cid, of Christopher, of Columbus, and of the Cojones he must have, to ask such questions.
: Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people. Guns just make them go very fast!