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: [Sarah's home perm fails
] I told you this was a bad move. Sarah Thompson
: I *cannot* let anyone see me like this! Roxy Miller
: Don't think you've got much choice. Sarah Thompson
: I look like Ronald McDonald and Shirley Temple rolled into one!
: [Trying to convince Nick to take part in the Musical
] Nick,please! For old times sake! Nick
: What do you mean? We don't have any old times. Roxy
: Well, we might one day!
: Yeah, well I've had enough this. Alf Stewart
: Where do you think you're goin'? Luke Cunningham
: Somewhere Sane. Alf Stewart
: Can't hack the pace eh? Luke Cunningham
: Well, I can't hack your attitude! Alf Stewart
: Yeah, that'd be right! As soon as the goin' gets a bit tough, You head for the hills! Roxanne 'Roxy' Miller
: Alright, Calm down. Why don't we call it a day? Luke Cunningham
: [undoing kilt
] Call it off *Permanently* for all I care! Alf Stewart
: Yeah, that's right! *No* sense of Community Spirit! No sense of *Tradition*! Luke Cunningham
: No! No! Just the good sense to know when I should quit and I'm quitting so here's your kilt
[hands Alf Kilt back
] Luke Cunningham
: and Your hairy thing!
[hands him Sporran
] Alf Stewart
: Yeah, ya flamin' Yahoo! Get outta here! You've got about as much Co-ordination as a One-legged Emu!
: [over Rob's plan for practical Design Tech lessons at Don's
] Are you insane? Rob
: Not according to my last checkup.