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Quotes for
Les Anderson (Character)
from License to Drive (1988)

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License to Drive (1988)
Les: An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?

Les: I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

Les: No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes.

Les: [while chasing the drunk man in the Beatle car] I don't care what you say to the man just get him to pull over.
Charles: The man is a drunken lunatic don't you think this is a little bit dangerous.
Les: Your telling about dangerous, Charles you want to know whats dangerous. Me going home and having to explain to my father that this piece of shit is my Grandfather Cadalliac.

Les: Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?

Tow Truck Driver: [while Les is on the hood of the truck] Son I driven with deer, elk, and even bears strapped to the hood of this truck. So no 65 pound sack of shit is gonna shake me a hell a differnce.
Les: Listen mister I'll give you everything I got.
Tow Truck Driver: [driver stops and Les goes flying off the hood] Just how much you talking.

Les' DMV Examiner: Driving instructor: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I'm trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard...
[throws the clipboard out the window]
Les' DMV Examiner: I don't believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it'll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!
Les: Yes, yes!
Les' DMV Examiner: And nobody likes to get burn, now do they?
Les: No, no!
Les' DMV Examiner: So it's simple: You burn me, you fail. You don't, you pass.

Les: Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?
Mr. Anderson: Yeah.
Les: And what did you think?
Mr. Anderson: A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea!

Les' DMV Examiner: Last name first, first name last!
Les: Uh... Anderson... Les Anderson.
Les' DMV Examiner: Buckle up, son, it's the real world out here!

Les: I'm with her!
Club Doorman: Boy, you wouldn't be with her if she was your siamese twin. Now get lost.

Les: I'm a free man!

Les: While taking his license test, Les halts on a hill top, as instructed and the car behind him honks...
Les' DMV Examiner: What are you waiting for son, Christmas?

Les: Les jams the breaks in order to prevent an accident and looks over at the instructor whose coffee cup lands in his crotch...
Les' DMV Examiner: You're in luck son... the cup... was empty...!