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: A mind switching machine. Huh. Is this gonna hurt? Kowalski
: Just a little pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull. Roger
: Do I get a lollipop?
] I like happy frogs and belly flops, not big meanies or special ops.
: Roger, how did you get past our security field? Roger
: Me? Oh, I just came in through the front door. Right over there. Kowalski
: In that case, according to security protocol, you are either an enemy agent, or our guest.
] When you hear the night's last flush / Then, my dear, it's time to hush / One or two, either number / Says to you, peaceful slumber / Feel the drench from the broken pipe / Oh, that stench, it's mighty ripe / Swat those flies, close your eyes / Drift off to my stinky lullaby.
: But I tried everything. I asked them nicely, I baked them muffins...
: Good point, Rico. Have you tried bashing their heads 'til they go crying to their little rat mamas? Roger
: Isn't that a little violent? Skipper
: If it's done properly.
: So the Friedman's youngest, Benny, picks me up in Florida. Private
: Uh-huh. Roger
: They were visiting their Nana in Tampa, but that's neither here nor there. Private
: Uh-huh. Roger
: I was just a baby at the time, but you change, you grow... next thing I know, I'm flushed down the toilet. Kowalski
: Fascinating. Roger
: Actually, it's not as bad as it seems.
: But I don't want to go into the haunted place! King Julien
: Be brave, Mort, like me. Roger
[the lemurs run away screaming
: What's the matter with the guy in the funny hat? The Skipper
: I wish I knew, Roger. I wish I knew.