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Roger (Character)
from "The Penguins of Madagascar" (2008)

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"The Penguins of Madagascar: Roger Dodger/Skorca! (#1.17)" (2009)
Roger: A mind switching machine. Huh. Is this gonna hurt?
Kowalski: Just a little pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull.
Roger: Do I get a lollipop?

Roger: [singing] I like happy frogs and belly flops, not big meanies or special ops.

Skipper: Roger, how did you get past our security field?
Roger: Me? Oh, I just came in through the front door. Right over there.
Kowalski: In that case, according to security protocol, you are either an enemy agent, or our guest.

Roger: [singing] When you hear the night's last flush / Then, my dear, it's time to hush / One or two, either number / Says to you, peaceful slumber / Feel the drench from the broken pipe / Oh, that stench, it's mighty ripe / Swat those flies, close your eyes / Drift off to my stinky lullaby.

Roger: But I tried everything. I asked them nicely, I baked them muffins...
[Rico grunts]
Skipper: Good point, Rico. Have you tried bashing their heads 'til they go crying to their little rat mamas?
Roger: Isn't that a little violent?
Skipper: If it's done properly.

"The Penguins of Madagascar: Launchtime/Haunted Habitat (#1.1)" (2009)
Roger: So the Friedman's youngest, Benny, picks me up in Florida.
Private: Uh-huh.
Roger: They were visiting their Nana in Tampa, but that's neither here nor there.
Private: Uh-huh.
Roger: I was just a baby at the time, but you change, you grow... next thing I know, I'm flushed down the toilet.
Kowalski: Fascinating.
Roger: Actually, it's not as bad as it seems.

Mort: But I don't want to go into the haunted place!
King Julien: Be brave, Mort, like me.
Roger: Hello!
[the lemurs run away screaming]
Roger: What's the matter with the guy in the funny hat?
The Skipper: I wish I knew, Roger. I wish I knew.