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Quotes for
MarzGurl (Character)
from "The Nostalgia Critic" (2007)

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Kickassia (2010) (V)
MarzGurl: This is balls.

Nostalgia Critic: And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say 'aye'. Aye. All opposed?
The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, 8-Bit Mickey, Benzaie: Nay!
Nostalgia Critic: [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!

Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Hold it!
MarzGurl: What do you want?
Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Oh nothing, just wanted to make my cameo. Bye.

Nostalgia Critic, The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, Benzaie, JewWario: I believe in Santa Christ.

MarzGurl: Did you punch them yet?
Linkara: After lunch.

MarzGurl: We heard gunshots!
JewWario: Did it come from a gun?

MarzGurl: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
8-Bit Mickey: Oh God, no! I'm deathly afraid of you!


To Boldly Flee (2012) (V)
The Nostalgia Critic: By god, with a ship in my command and a crew to dispose of...
MarzGurl: Don't you mean at your disposal?
The Nostalgia Critic: Sure. Nothing can stop us!

The Nostalgia Critic: Okay... I lied a few times. And I know I've mad some mistakes in the past.
8-Bit Mickey: Thousands.
The Nostalgia Critic: And some times, I've led you into danger.
Phelous: Always.
The Nostalgia Critic: But, at least I had the best intentions in mind.
JewWario: Yours.
The Nostalgia Critic: And things have always turned out okay.
8-Bit Mickey, Phelous, JewWario, Luke Mochrie, Film Brain, MarzGurl, Linkara, Obscurus Lupa, Sad Panda: NEVER!

The Nostalgia Critic: Engineering, does the transporter still work?
C.R.: Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.
The Nostalgia Critic: Joe, would you like to shoot something?
Angry Joe: Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.
The Nostalgia Critic: Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.
MarzGurl: [hesitantly] You mean...
The Nostalgia Critic: Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.
JesuOtaku: Wait, Critic! I have invented these...
[shows off power-enhancing gloves]
JesuOtaku: JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!
[pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]
The Nostalgia Critic: Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.
[takes the gloves from JesuOtaku]
The Nostalgia Critic: All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,
[gestures toward viewscreen]
The Nostalgia Critic: act like you're still listening to him.
Turrell: [crew turns mute button off] ... perchance to cream...
[Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]


"Movie Nights: Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (#2.50)" (2011)
MarzGurl: Lupa, do I have to keep sorting through your hate mail?
Obscurus Lupa: You mean fan mail.
MarzGurl: This one says you're the worst thing since cancer.
Obscurus Lupa: You keep looking 'til you find one that says something good.
MarzGurl: Oh, but that'll take forever.
Obscurus Lupa: Keep going!

MarzGurl: Hey Lupa, can I get a break?
Obscurus Lupa: That depends. Did you find a piece of fan mail yet?
MarzGurl: This one says they hated you slightly less than telemarketers.
Obscurus Lupa: Doesn't count. Get back to work!
MarzGurl: Ohh!


"The Nostalgia Critic: TGWTG Team Brawl, 1st Anniversary Video (#2.20)" (2009)
Linkara: I am a man!
MarzGurl: So am I!
Linkara: Huh?
MarzGurl: Gotcha! Panty power!
[punches Linkara in the gut]


"Atop the Fourth Wall: Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham #2 (#5.35)" (2012)
MarzGurl: Look, if we're going to restore normality to this "Previously On..." segment, we need to throw in an unexpected plot twist and make it an entirely new episode.
Ralph Oancitizen: There's only one way to do that: An unexpected cameo!
JesuOtaku: I'm unexpected!


"The Nostalgia Critic: Kickassia Part 6: All the Really Bad Shit Happens (#3.26)" (2010)
Ask That Guy With the Glasses: [enters] Hold it!
MarzGurl: What do you want?
Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Oh nothing, just wanted to make my cameo. Bye.
[leaves]


"The Nostalgia Critic: To Boldly Flee: Part IV (#5.34)" (2012)
Nostalgia Critic: Engineering, does the transporter still work?
C.R.: Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.
Nostalgia Critic: Joe, would you like to shoot something?
Angry Joe: Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.
Nostalgia Critic: Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.
MarzGurl: [hesitantly] You mean...
Nostalgia Critic: Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.
JesuOtaku: Wait, Critic! I have invented these...
[shows off power-enhancing gloves]
JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!
[pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]
Nostalgia Critic: Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.
[takes the gloves from JesuOtaku]
Nostalgia Critic: All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,
[gestures toward viewscreen]
Nostalgia Critic: act like you're still listening to him.
Terl: [crew turns mute button off] ... perchance to cream...
[Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]


"Atop the Fourth Wall: Sonic Live (#3.38)" (2010)
MarzGurl: A poorly written, ugly mess.
The Cat: Someone's gotta do it.
Takahata101: And it's right about time he did.
The Last Angry Geek: They made Watchmen without the slimy squid.
Y Ruler of Time: And he'll have you know that's pretty low.
Angry Joe: But not like the standards of the 90s Kid.
Sean: Settin' ablaze crossovers.
8-Bit Mickey: One shots and tie-ins.
LordKat: Linkara stands in reality defiance.
Lee: Atop the Fourth Wall.


"The Nostalgia Critic: Suburban Knights: Part IV (#4.28)" (2011)
MarzGurl: Chicken humpers!


"MarzGurl Reviews: Cool World (#1.8)" (2009)
MarzGurl: Not only does the car have lips, but it has an ass, too. Yes, an ass on a car.
[beat]
MarzGurl: I think I'm gonna cry.


Suburban Knights (2011) (V)
MarzGurl: Chicken humpers!


"Atop the Fourth Wall: Daredevil #306 (#2.16)" (2009)
Linkara: Get this, Marz Gurl, this time I'M breaking up with YOU!
MarzGurl: Huh. Whatever, I got passion panties, bitch!