From "The Nostalgia Critic: Alone in the Dark (#2.39)"
But his monologuing doesn't last long as he's interrupted by Aileen dropping by his place. Perhaps she's come to share some info or figure out why he lied about being dead or...
The Spoony One
[Edward and Aileen start making out
] Or maybe she's just a whore.
What kind of woman acts like this? Breaks into your home and just starts making out with you. Granted, I wish more women acted like that, but this is really pushing it.