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: Spell 'scabies!' Lisa
: S-C-A-B-I-E-S! Brandine
: [holding her baby by the shirt
] Rubella, we got you a middle name! Cletus
: You ain't supposed to hold her like that.
: I've been carrying this bag of sugar to represent a baby, and...
[sees he is holding a real baby
: Wha...? Where the hell's my sugar?
[cut to Cletus and his wife with a sugar-bag in baby clothes
: Condoleeza-Marie ain't too peppy today. Brandine
: And I don't remember her bein' this granulated. Dia-Betty
: Can I put your baby in my coffee? Cletus
: Well, the doctor said if you eat any more babies, they gonna take yer foot.
: Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles. Homer Simpson
: Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool? Ned Flanders
: Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags... Maude Flanders
: I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield. Brandine
: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents? Cletus
: Now, honey, they's my parents, too.