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: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be? Marcie
: Rocky road.
: [after dancing around, doing a raindance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on
] I'm just kidding around, officer... Officer Dorf
: OK, can it, Cochise.
: Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy. Ned
: [acting a bit silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on
] Well, there's no crazy people around here! Officer Dorf
: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!
: [Bill's just killed the snake
] Is it dead? Ned
: Either that or it's got a very short clone. Marcie
: Well, at least we know what's for dinner.
: [Shoots arrow at target after Brenda sets it up
] Ta-Da! Brenda
: Are you crazy? Ned
: Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better. Brenda
: I don't believe you! Ned
: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart
] You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart. Brenda
] Oh, yeah? Ned
: Yeah. Brenda
: Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up to the wall to dry. Ned
: Yeah! I love that sexy talk.
: He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood. Marcie
: Next, they're going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake. Jack
: The crocodiles are in the cabin.
: [Runs around howling like an Indian in a headdress, he sees a Police officer staring at him
] Oh, shit.