Ned Rubinstein
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Ned Rubinstein (Character)
from Friday the 13th (1980)

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Friday the 13th (1980)
Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

Ned: [after dancing around, doing a raindance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on] I'm just kidding around, officer...
Officer Dorf: OK, can it, Cochise.

Officer Dorf: Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned: [acting a bit silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on] Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!

Alice: [Bill's just killed the snake] Is it dead?
Ned: Either that or it's got a very short clone.
Marcie: Well, at least we know what's for dinner.

Ned: [Shoots arrow at target after Brenda sets it up] Ta-Da!
Brenda: Are you crazy?
Ned: Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better.
Brenda: I don't believe you!
Ned: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.
Brenda: [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah?
Ned: Yeah.
Brenda: Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up to the wall to dry.
Ned: Yeah! I love that sexy talk.

Ned: He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.
Marcie: Next, they're going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.
Jack: The crocodiles are in the cabin.

Ned: [Runs around howling like an Indian in a headdress, he sees a Police officer staring at him] Oh, shit.