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: [after Mike has been taken hostage in the bathroom
] Oh, I can't wait to see the headlines in tomorrow's New York Post, "Copper Crapper Caper". I've got to write that down.
] Tommy Manetti
: I got another one, "Cop Held Craptive: Hostage Drama Flush with Danger".
: You think he tagged her? Frank Harrigan
: He's kissin' her, course he tagged her. Ruben Somarriba
: He better give us the details. Frank Harrigan
: If I tagged Liz Hurley I'd be in Times Square with a megaphone the next morning giving details to the entire world. I'd have videos, Polaroids, the whole nine yards. Jan Fendrich
: If you had tagged Liz Hurley? Frank Harrigan
: It could happen under the right circumstances. Jan Fendrich
: Like if she was drugged? Frank Harrigan
: For starters.
: Well, there she goes, the hot nun. It reminds me of a movie I rented once... actually, more than once. Jan Fendrich
: Oh, shut up. Okay? I barely want to know about what you do here, never mind the rest of it, you little perv. Tommy Manetti
: Oh, I'm not the only one. Frank? Frank Harrigan
: What? Tommy Manetti
: Tell her. Frank Harrigan
: Hot nuns. Oh, yeah. Huge turn-on. I had this nun in school... Tommy Manetti
: Had? Frank Harrigan
: Not that way, you sick little puke! Tommy Manetti
: I didn't want to assume. Frank Harrigan
: Sister Mary Edwards. Oh, she used to grab me by the scruff of the neck and shake me so hard, I'd forget where I lived. You know what was weird? Tommy Manetti
: What? Frank Harrigan
: I liked it. Tommy Manetti
: See. Frank Harrigan
: I looked forward to it. I used to think of it later when I was alone. If you know what I mean. Jan Fendrich
: Oh my god! You two are going to hell. I hope you enjoy it. Frank Harrigan
: We will. I hear it's a dry heat. Tommy Manetti
: All right, tell me again about the shaking - slowly.
: So now we got two feet. Frank Harrigan
: Two left feet. Tommy Manetti
: So we know they're not from the same person.