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Quotes for
Consuela (Character)
from "Family Guy" (1999)

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Family Guy Presents: It's a Trap (2010) (V)
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Kid's tongue stuck to a ass.

Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Oh, Luke! Did you want me to throw you your lightsaber?
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Yeah, about 10 minutes ago!
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber is in my rectum.

Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Luke] Hey, just for giggles, you wanna poop in Yoda's tiny toilet, pretend he took a giant poop?

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: How are we gonna get out of here?
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Wait a second, guys. I got an idea. Remember that laser I used to break Leia out of Jabba's handcuffs? Well, here comes a little tiny saw!

Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: I hate that stupid fish man.
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet.

Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: Holy shit! That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational.
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: What's that mean?
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: It's fully functional!
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: I still don't get it. I'm 5.
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: Bang, bang, boom, boom!
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: Bang, bang, boom, boom? Damn, that thing's operational!


"Family Guy: Dog Gone (#8.8)" (2009)
Lois Griffin: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter Griffin: She's still here, Lois.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Wasn't she supposed to leave like, two hours ago?
Lois Griffin: I thought so. Go check and ask her.
Peter Griffin: I'm not going in there. You go in there.
Lois Griffin: Uh Consuela. What are you still doing here?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, we thought you finished cleaning hours ago. What are you still doing here?
Consuela: I wait for rain to stop.
Peter Griffin: It's time for you to go home.
Consuela: No, it's too much rain. I stay.
Peter Griffin: But it's supposed to rain all night.
Consuela: Uh... I stay here?
Peter Griffin: I'm not so sure about that.
Consuela: I stay here.

Brian Griffin: OK, so no leads then?
Consuela: Oh no, no. Doggie out!
Brian Griffin: What?
Consuela: Out. Afuera!
Brian Griffin: What? I live here.
Consuela: No no, afuera!
Brian Griffin: Look, I'm just trying to... owww!
Consuela: Hola?
Stewie Griffin: Yes, could you please put Brian back on?
Consuela: No, noooh. D-doggie afuera.
Stewie Griffin: You're the new housekeeper, aren't you?
Consuela: Si.
Stewie Griffin: Well, uh listen, I don't mean to point any fingers. But I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money.
Consuela: I take.
Stewie Griffin: Wh-what? You took it?
Consuela: Si.
Stewie Griffin: Well, give it back!
Consuela: Come get, bitch!


"Family Guy: Episode VI: It's a Trap (#9.18)" (2011)
John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, you have a sister.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: A sister? Who is it?
John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who the hell you think it is? Who's the only damn woman in the galaxy?
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Leia!