From "The Nostalgia Critic: When Are Critics Wrong? (#9.17)"
As most of you know, when you become a critic, you drink this magic juice that immediately makes you smarter than everyone else. Once this liquid is consumed, you suddenly become a member of the Critic League, meaning your opinion matters 90% more than that of the common riffraff. Your senses are heightened, your brain becomes bigger, and you miraculously know what's best for anyone in the world. This is the promise of the Tree of Life.
We celebrate a day of peace...
[suddenly, a buzzer is heard as the word "BULLSHIT" flashes on the screen