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Maria Latore (Character)
from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004) (VG)

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Grand Theft Auto 3 (2001) (VG)
Maria: M-E-N, Oh, it's a dirty word but there's only three letters.

Maria: You broadcasters are all the same, aren't you, I mean I heard about you, you're always out on boys nights!
Lazlow: Whoa, Whoa what are you talking about, I'm married!
Maria: One of those convenience jobs to protect you, I bet? I know what you're all like! You know more about men than I know about leopard-skin furniture!

Salvatore Leone: Me and the fellas need to talk business so you're gonna look after my girl for the evening. HEY MARIA! MOVE YOUR BUTT! Dumb broad does this every time. And here she is, the one and only Queen of Sheba! What were you doing up there? Whatever it was, I bet it cost me money.
Maria: Well, you don't think I hang around for the conversation, do you?
Salvatore Leone: Get in that car and keep your big mouth shut. Take the limo but bring it back in one piece, yhear me? And watch her, she can be trouble.
Maria: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm sure your new lap dog has everything covered, and isn't he big and strong? Hey Fido, Let's go visit Chico and get some party treats! He's at the rail station at the Chinatown waterfront I think.

Asuka Kasen: Let's lay our cards on the table. I am Yakuza and I know you worked for Salvatore Leones family. I can give you work with our organization, but first you must prove to me that your ties with the Mafia are truly broken. Salvatore Leone will be leaving Luigi's in about three hours time. Make sure he doesn't reach his club alive. Meanwhile Maria and I will catch up on old times.
Maria: Oh... Asuka, you've got a massager.
Asuka Kasen: That's not a massager.

Asuka Kasen: It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.
Maria: Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (2005) (VG)
Maria Latore: Do you want to come in for a... uh... coffee?
Toni Cipriani: I'll pass.

Maria Latore: Fuck you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying, wife beating, Italian piece of shit.
Salvatore Leone: Fuck me? Fuck you! In fact, everyone has!

Toni Cipriani: What have you taken now?
Maria Latore: Nothing.
Toni Cipriani: What was it this time, huh? Smack? Downers? Ludes? A little too much trumpet? Not enough Diceypam? A little too much sideways, not enough up?
Maria Latore: [revealing black eye] Shut up, Toni!
Toni Cipriani: Who did this to you?
Maria Latore: No one.
Toni Cipriani: Who was it?
Maria Latore: This guy I'm seeing. Wayne.
Toni Cipriani: Some guy you're seeing... You're my boss's girl!
Maria Latore: C'mon Toni, don't be so square. Besides, he gets me this great speed, y'know? A girl needs a lift. Plus it makes you really wild in bed.
Toni Cipriani: Shut up! Why did he do this to you, this dead prick Wayne?
Maria Latore: I told him I was in love with somebody else. I told him about me and you, Toni. And then he hit me!
Toni Cipriani: There is no you and me! Christ, you're killing me! Where is this Wayne?
Maria Latore: He deals at a bar down in Chinatown. I love you, Toni Cipriani!

Maria Latore: [Toni pulls up at diner with Maria] Why'd you bring me here? My stuff isn't here.
Toni Cipriani: Then where the hell are they?
Maria Latore: [tells him some other place] This is where Wayne and his friends used to hang out.
Wayne's biker friend: [as Toni and Maria are about to drive away]
Wayne's biker friend: Hey, its that bitch Maria, and it's the fuck who killed Wayne.