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: [having an epiphany
] Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know? Cooker
: That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.
[slams hand buzzer into Whitaker's crotch
: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right? Peter Gaulke
: Yeah! Whitaker
: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick? Cooker
: [after a long pause
] What the fuck!
[everyone spits out the fish in disgust
: I need you to take an inventory of everything's that left, okay? Go! Now! Whitaker
: [looking around
] Uh, okay. We got one sleeping bag, so I think we're pretty much fucked.