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Ray Hueston (Character)
from "Bored to Death" (2009)

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"Bored to Death: Take a Dive (#1.8)" (2009)
Sal Vitale: I lost my virginity in the 5th grade.
Ray Hueston: What was his name?
Sal Vitale: Father Francis.

George Christopher: I want to thank both of you for supporting me in this whole thing. I know it's delusional behavior, but important to me.
Ray Hueston: I like being delusional.
Jonathan Ames: Yeah, me too. We're delusional together.

"Bored to Death: The Case of the Missing Screenplay (#1.3)" (2009)
Ray Hueston: [after Leah kisses him in bed] I'm sorry I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.
Leah: What?
Ray Hueston: When I was a little kid I used to like to push my penis in, to make it look like it disappeared. Today that happened all by itself.
[Curls into a fetal position]

Ray Hueston: You didn't sodomize her, did you?
Jonathan Ames: No!
Ray Hueston: That's too bad.

"Bored to Death: Make it Quick, Fitzgerald! (#2.2)" (2010)
Ray Hueston: [talking about George] I just don't understand why he's having an affair with his ex-wife, it's like a waste of a divorce.

"Bored to Death: The Alanon Case (#1.2)" (2009)
Ray Hueston: Jonathan, I consider myself a very open-minded friend. Half the people I know are disturbed. But you cannot just go around and say that you're a detective. You can't mess with other people's lives like that. You can barely lead your own life.