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: So what happened? Principal Balaban
: Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground, but by the time the teachers separated them, Luke was sitting on Manny's chest. Jay Pritchett
: Luke, that's not like you. Principal Balaban
: Wait a minute. You're Luke's father? Jay Pritchett
: Grandfather. Principal Balaban
: So, Manny's father is...
[Looks at Phil, who points to Jay
] Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
: Javier. Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire. Principal Balaban
: Okay. You're... Claire Dunphy
: He's our son. Jay Pritchett
: And my grandson. Claire Dunphy
: I'm his daughter. Principal Balaban
: Okay, so you're... Manny Delgado
: His uncle. Luke Dunphy
: Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again! Claire Dunphy
: Wait a second. Is that what this is all about? Luke Dunphy
: He keeps calling me his nephew. Manny Delgado
: You are my nephew!