Ivar the Boneless
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Ivar the Boneless (Character)
from Alfred the Great (1969/I)

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Erik the Viking (1989)
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?
King Arnulf: Right! Isn't it wonderful?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: What? Not being able to kill anybody?
King Arnulf: Well, of course.
Erik: How?
King Arnulf: Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...
Erik: Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.
King Arnulf: Well...
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: But how d'you take revenge?
Keitel Blacksmith: How do you punish people?
Ivar the Boneless: How do you DEFEND yourselves?
King Arnulf: We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Are you all right?
Ivar the Boneless: No, I'm not.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.
Ivar the Boneless: How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: I mean many of the greatest sailors were.
Ivar the Boneless: I know. I know.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.
Ivar the Boneless: Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter: He used to puke in his sleep.
Ivar the Boneless: Bastard.