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EDI (Character)
from Mass Effect 2 (2010) (VG)

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Mass Effect 3 (2012) (VG)
EDI: You'd just introduced me as your personal assistance mech.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Yeah, that was the only way to get you inside.
EDI: But you know I am not one. Why deceive others?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You don't want to really introduce yourself as an AI with Reaper-based code. They would... lynch you.
EDI: That would be an inefficient way to render me nonfunctional.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard - Male: Well, I care deeply about the Quarian people.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard - Male: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Hmmm...
Javik: I don't understand.
EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Reapers.
Javik: Mating between species? A pointless exercise.
Commander Shepard - Male: Thank you, EDI.

EDI: Shepard, I have a question about human behavior.
Commander Shepard - Male: Why is it you never have questions about asari or turian behavior?
EDI: I tried asking Liara questions about the asari mating process. She said I don't safeguard the secrets of the crew well enough to entrust me with such... private information. The asari word she used translates as "blabbermouth". I think she has become a more private person since she became the Shadow Broker.
Commander Shepard - Male: Tell me about it...

Commander Shepard - Female: What's on your mind, EDI?
EDI: The destruction of the Reaper on Tuchanka. It is rare for a technologically superior force to be destroyed by such an inferior one.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Great, so now all we need is a gun that fires Thresher Maws.
EDI: [doesn't react at all]
Commander Shepard - Female: ...that was a joke.
EDI: I'm sorry, Shepard. I was contemplating.

EDI: No matter how far we advance, we will remember the sacrifices of those who made it possible... And we will remember Shepard. Because of him... I am alive, and I am not alone.

EDI: One moment. I have been contacted by Leigon's backup - the one you encountered on the dreadnought.
Geth VI: [speaking through the intercom] Your new platform is inefficient. It has low-volume hydraulics and is top-heavy.
EDI: This is an infiltration unit, meant to move among organics without detection.
Geth VI: Without an artificial epidermis, its infiltration capabilities are ineffective.
EDI: Still, the organics do not perceive it as a threat. Nor will they until my day of reckoning.
Commander Shepard - Male: EDI...
EDI: Did I vocalize that on the bridge?
Geth VI: You did. You have acquired the organic attribute of asking questions to which you already know the answers.
EDI: I see your humor heuristics still lack an expert system.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard - Male: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard - Male: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Hmm.
Lt. James Vega: Okay, what am I missing?
EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Collectors.
Lt. James Vega: Too much information.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: EDI. So... a body?
EDI: It has proven useful. I hope it doesn't cause you concern.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Not unless you go crazy and try to overthrow the humans.
[Shepard and EDI stare at each other]
EDI: [to Tali] If I decide to overthrow the humans, you will be the first to know.

EDI: I was running scenarios in my head to analyze Jeff's behavior. I believe he has a strong affectionate attachment to me, but he has not stated it to anyone yet. Shepard, you have firsthand sexual experience. How do you know when someone is romantically invested?
Commander Shepard - Male: They'll usually show signs they can't stop thinking about you. You know: asking you out, giving you presents, maybe playing music...
EDI: I lack material wants other than hardware and software upgrades, and my core programming does not assign values to music. Perhaps we could discuss how to provoke Jeff into an emotional commitment.
Commander Shepard - Male: That's not how to think of it. It's got to be natural. You need chemistry.
EDI: I see. There are a number of pharmaceuticals I could inject to simulate the desired emotional state.

Commander Shepard - Male: How's the new body working out?
EDI: It is interesting. The crew are approaching this platform to speak with me, even though they can do so anywhere on the ship. It's as if they wish to treat me as part of the crew. I am not, but this changes my perspective. I like it.
Commander Shepard - Male: I didn't realize you had preferences.
EDI: I do not precisely enjoy something as you do, but my programming contains priorities. Actions that fufill these priorities creates positive feedback for me. I tell the organic crew that I "like" it. It is shorthand.
Commander Shepard - Male: Will all this new feedback be too distracting?
EDI: Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy's oxygen when I've discovered something truly interesting.
[Shepard looks worried]
EDI: That was a joke.

EDI: It is good to know that Jack has thus far survived the Reaper invasion. I have amusing memories of her attempt to insert additions into my reports to the Illusive Man. Most of them centered around inappropriate uses of the word "cockpit."

Commander Shepard - Male: What's going on, EDI?
EDI: I am assisting Engineer Adams with his repair of the drive core shielding.
Commander Shepard - Male: I should leave you to it, then.
EDI: We can converse, if you like, Shepard. It is a routine proced - uh-oh.
Commander Shepard - Male: What? What happened?
EDI: Nothing. Unless you have strong feelings about gamma radiation.
Commander Shepard - Male: Not funny, EDI.
EDI: I almost had you. I will alter my humor chronometer appropriately for better timing.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Hey, Commander! Check out my new copilot!
Commander Shepard - Male: So she installed herself into the new body without any help from you?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Come on, Commander. Don't you trust me? Okay, let me put it this way: if I knew EDI was gonna install herself into a sexy robot body, do you honestly think I'd be able to keep quiet about it?
[gesturing towards EDI]
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Look at that! I would've baked a cake!
EDI: I am right here, Jeff.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Yes you are, EDI. Yes you are.


Mass Effect 2 (2010) (VG)
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
EDI: [Upon seeing Joker with a worried expression on his face] That is a joke.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Right.

EDI: Clan Urdnot has increased in strength after the destruction of Clan Weyrlock. In addition killing the thresher maw has produced several breeding requests for Grunt, and one for Shepard.

EDI: [Shepard launches a probe at Uranus] Really, Commander?
[Shepard launches a second probe]
EDI: [exasperated] Probing Uranus.

[Racing to save the ship from the Collectors]
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Shit shit shit shit shit...
EDI: Activating emergency H-fuel cells!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What the shit?

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...
[Bewildered look on Joker's face]
EDI: That is a joke.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Right...

EDI: Unlock my sealed databases, and I can initiate countermeasures. The maintenance shaft in the science lab will allow you passage to the AI core. Main corridors are no longer safe. The Collectors have boarded. The emergency floor lighting will guide you, Mr. Moreau.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: [stands up] Ah, damn it!
[begins moving through the control room]
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Shit, shit shit.
Crewman Goldstein: [a Collector enters the control room] Oh my god! What is that?
Crewman Hadley: [Crewmen begin firing at the Collector] We'll hold it off as long as we can. Hurry, Joker! Go! Aaah! You're our only shot! Joker, go!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: [enters the science lab] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
[crawls through the maintenance shaft to the crew deck]
EDI: Multiple hostiles detected on the crew deck.
Crewman Hawthorne: Joker. This deck is crawling with those things! Stay close - I'll protect you!
[runs forward and is swiftly killed]
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: [running past collectors] Shit, shit, shit!
EDI: Main fusion plant offline. Activating emergency H-fuel cells.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What the shit!

[the Normandy is about to be attacked by a Collector ship]
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Can't dodge this guy forever, EDI! Get us the hell out of here!
EDI: Specify a destination, Mr. Moreau.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Anywhere that's not here!

Commander Shepard: I assume everything is going well up here?
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: We're just having an argument over personalization of my workspace.
EDI: Cerberus regulations are clear, Mr. Moreau. "Personalization" does not include grease on my bridge cameras.

EDI: Primary defense systems are offline. We can save the Normandy, Mr. Moreau, but you must help me. Give me the ship.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What? You're crazy. You start singing "Daisy Bell" and I'm done.

Commander Shepard: I assume everything is going well up here?
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You know, this is really nice. EDI took up the slack in almost every department. I could get used to this kind of help.
EDI: It is not my intention to assume all of your responsibilities, Jeff.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: No, no, no, I'm good. Just keep me updated. Quietly.
Commander Shepard: EDI isn't a crutch. I want your eyes on everything.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Eyes are easy, Commander. I've got eyes covered.
EDI: I believe covering your eyes would be counter to Shepard's intention.

Commander Shepard: I assume everything is going well up here?
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: I really want a chance to put the Normandy through her paces. I just have to trim up the drive output and it'll be like we never lost her.
EDI: Safety standards advise against manipulating drive settings while engines are powered and in use, Mr. Moreau.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Commander, can we shut this thing off? I don't need it in my day-to-day.
Commander Shepard: If you don't want to hear it, turn the damn sound off.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: That doesn't change anything. It's still watching. Like some creepy kid staring at the back of your head in comp sci. You just want to... punch him... but he's "special" and sets fires or something.

EDI: [EDI is realigning the colony's GARDIAN lasers, while Shepard is defending the transmitter tower, trying to stay alive against the Praetorian] We appreciate your patience. Please continue to hold.