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Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe (Character)
from Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006) (VG)

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Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006) (VG)
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: And now for something... completely different.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, at your service, and Her Majesty's. Although in her case, the service is secret.

Crypto: So, modern art? Jackson Pollack pees on a canvas and sells it for fifty grand?
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Ha! Oh... you're serious. Well, I suppose it takes an educated eye to make sense out of it.
Crypto: Educated eye? What a crock! I don't need a masters in art history to know what I like.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Yes, but as conceptual art becomes more abstract, it helps to understand what the artist had in mind...
Crypto: You do realize the player's in the kitchen making nachos right now.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Well, you did that whole "Blue Rider" thing in the first game, so I thought...
Crypto: Yeah, I know. Lead balloon city.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Silhoutte was the only woman I'll ever love! Ah, well at least I've still got the men.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: I'm glad you're here sir. The Soviets appear to be up to some mischief.
Crypto: What sort of mischief cos if she says she's eighteen you can't just call her a liar.

Crypto: [Ponsonby has drugged Crypto] So sleepy... you... I'll
[he passes out]
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Lower life forms. When will they ever learn?

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Now tell me all the good things you remember about your mother.
Crypto: You mean, you're not my mother? Or are you?

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: We know you have it! Tell us where it is or it's the Ludwig treatment for you. Eyelids peeled back, excruciating torture, endless hours of Ludwig Van!
Crypto: Oh God! Not Beethoven! Anything but Beethoven!

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: How are you feeling?
Crypto: Well I could do with a martini. After a hard day of being drugged and kidnapped nothing else seems to hit the spot.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: [dying] You bastard! You finally did it... M16, the last of the Majestic Agencies... The French... The Mongolian Station... The Argentineans. All destroyed by... aliens.
Crypto: That last round must have scrambled your synapses, I only destroyed the American Majestic... Silhouette's Majestic...
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: You think this is all about you? Oh the irony.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: You honestly think you're the only... the only...
Crypto: The only what?
Orthopox-13: Leave it, Crypto. The man was in the throes of a violent demise and obviously in no state to talk. You've had your fun, now let's get out of here quick!

[Crypto is dillusional because Ponsonby has poisoned him ]
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Now, tell me all the good things you remember about you mother.
Crypto: Mommy? No, not the hot iron treatment again! I'll be good, I promise.

Crypto: Mornin', Ponsonby. You rang?
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Hmm?
Crypto: This better be good. I was this close to second base with Princess Margaret.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: I appreciate your coming on such short notice, sir. This is of the greatest importance.
Crypto: Important to whom, me or you?
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: To both of us, I think.

Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: We know you have it! Tell us what it is! Tell us, or it's the Ludwig treatment for you! Eyelids peeled back, excruciating torture, endless hours of Ludwig Van!
Crypto: [drugged] Uncle Orthopox, he said I'm not supposed to talk to strange lifeforms.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Good. Calibration complete. Now then, get some rest, Cryptosporidium. We can continue in the morning.