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[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a crap Mexican band
: Denise will you... Buddy
: Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman? Sherman
: ...Denise will ya? Will ya? Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco? Mexican band
] Put his beef in your taco! Denise
: What? Sherman
: [Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back
] Oh, no! No, no, no...
: That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that. Denise
: Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not-... Sherman
: Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ol' whopper right now, huh? Mexican band
] A big ole whopper right now! Denise's Nosy Neighbor
: You're sick! Sherman
: Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!
[Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it
: Bang that thing up! Yeah, come on! Come on! Make it funky! Denise's Nosy Neighbor
: You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!
: [Answering door
] Oh my, goodness! Is there a fire? Fireman Stripper
: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is. Mama Klump
: I don't smell no smoke.
] Fireman Stripper
: [Walks in and beings playing music from stereo
] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!
] Party Guest
, Party Guest
[laugh and clap
] Mama Klump
: Ooh! Lord, have mercy! A strip - Oh, my! My mother must've arranged this!
: Sherman you're very special to me. Sherman Klump
: [laughs, embarrassed and flattered
] I didn't think you and I would ever, you know... How can I put it? 'Cos I'm... Denise
: Big. Sherman Klump
: Yeah, I was gonna say 'fat,' but 'big' is better. Denise
: Sherman, that doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is that you're kind and decent. You are the most brilliant man I've ever known. And speaking of which, I shouldn't keep you from your research, so I'll catch up with you later? Sherman Klump
: Okay, I'll see you soon.
] Sherman Klump
: [to himself
] My goodness.
: [to Denise
] I just want to say I'm sorry. I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, I thought that you wouldn't have me then. Denise
: Sherman... Sherman Klump
: Hear me out... I should've had more faith in you. Should've had more faith in myself. But I... Denise
: Sherman? Sherman, what's wrong? Sherman! Papa Klump
: C'mon, can't you hear, son? Denise
] Sherman, look at me! Who am I? Sherman Klump
: [without memory
] Pretty lady! Denise
] Oh, honey!
: It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you. Sherman Klump
: [gleefully, at same time
] Oh, that's nice! Nice. Papa Klump
: Come on, let's get the boy home. Sherman Klump
: Nice lady!