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: What just happened in there? Abraham Van Helsing
: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires. Simon Sheppard
: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this? Abraham Van Helsing
: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole. Simon Sheppard
: Who? Abraham Van Helsing
: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you. Simon Sheppard
: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
: NEVER... ever FUCK with an antiques dealer!
: [Simon produces a cross
] Sorry sport. I'm an atheist. Simon Sheppard
: [a dagger pops out of the cross' base
] God loves you anyway.
: Everything I am is yours. Simon Sheppard
: [trying to find her
] Mary! Mary! Dracula
: And all you are is mine.
Abraham Van Helsing
: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead. Simon Sheppard
: The undead... UNDEAD!
: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow
] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night." Abraham Van Helsing
: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night Simon Sheppard
: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time. Abraham Van Helsing
: [talking about the crossbow in his hands
] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.
: Does English charm work on English women? Simon Sheppard
: Why not, Solina? One reason. Solina
: I don't date men that I work with.
[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck
] Simon... Simon Sheppard
: Better make it good. Solina
: You and I, we could... Simon Sheppard
: [cuts her head off