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: That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.
: If you're gonna bust into that mansion, you're gonna need more than a station wagon. Mr. Furious
: At the auto yard, there's this old Herkimer Battle Jitney. Sally's always telling me to junk it! Dr. Heller
: Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!
[the team are working on the Herkimer Battle Jitney to prepare it for battle
] Dr. Heller
: It's a process which results in an accelerated flow of electrons that creates such a powerful magnetic force. Invisible Boy
: So this is, basically, like a huge electromagnet. Dr. Heller
: Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase.
: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing! Dr. Heller
: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal. The Bowler
: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.
: And what do you call this? Dr. Heller
: Careful, careful, that's a Blame Thrower! The Shoveller
: A Blame Thrower? Oops.
[He accidentally activates it
] The Shoveller
: Oh, I'm sorry!
[Suddenly the team breaks out into screaming cross-talk as they blame each other for trivia. 'I'm sorry if I smell all the time,' etc. Heller comes to their help and powers the Thrower down
] The Spleen
: I'm sorry. The Bowler
: I'm sorry.
[Spleen leans over for a hug, but Bowler waves him away with an admonitory finger
] The Bowler
: No, no. No. No no no. No. The Shoveller
: Doctor, you *are* a genius. Dr. Heller
: That's what the card says.
] Dr. Heller
: [offering an old lady candy at the Senior dance
] Would you like something sweet? Old Lady
: It's a psychofrakulator. It creates a cloud of radically-fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concatenated with a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary. It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is that hallucinations become reality and the brain is literally fried from within.
: [On the couch watching TV News of the action
] Did that frakulator work or what? What's the deal there?