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Ed Fanelli (Character)
from Vulgar (2000)

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Vulgar (2000)
Ed Fanelli: All right, ass on the bed now.
[in William's face]
Ed Fanelli: If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fuck. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

Ed Fanelli: Oh, that's it. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go see my boys. We're going bowling tonight. League Champs, I might ad.
Jenny: Oh, I could care. You know, do they even HAVE social lives? I have never seen two grown men so obsessed with hanging out with their father, instead to trying to get dates or attempting to meet women.
Ed Fanelli: Well, maybe that's what we're doing when we go out, ever think of that?
Jenny: Please. Who would possibly be interested in YOU? I can't believe I was for that one fleeting moment.
Ed Fanelli: Oh, yeah? You know, that front door hasn't moved.

Will Carlson: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.
Ed Fanelli: Not if you're ready to get down.
[Will is knocked to the floor]
Ed Fanelli: Looks like you are.

Ed Fanelli: [lights his blowtorch] THIS is how I kiss... and I'm gonna kiss YOU all over...