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: What time is it? Lil
: 'Bout 2:30. Earlie Cuyler
: What the? Damn, I'm two days and six hours late for work.
: Where do I see myself in five beers? Sheriff
: Years. Earlie Cuyler
: Uhh, I don't know. Jail?
: I do appreciate the generous offer, but knife here is the tool of the idiot. I listen to my gut and my gut tells me this ain't a fit, but my heart says this could work, and gut's a damn moron. So they get to carryin' on and then my brain chimes in saying I got to try my hand at the fast sex paced world of adult literature. Sheriff
: Hey Early, this here's a four-figure opportunity. You sure you don't want to sleep on it? Earlie Cuyler
: You wanna sleep forever? I said Adult Literature!
: I think what most impresses me, Earlie, is the effort and detail which you've clearly shown in urinating on my laptop. Earlie Cuyler
: I don't care to consort with those of the robot race. Dan Halen
: ...and why would you? I think that about covers it. Earlie, welcome to Dan Halen Sheetrock, International.
: So, under experience, you've listed here on your hat-shaped resume that you can skin a buck, run a trout line and that all your rowdy friends... Earlie Cuyler
: ...are comin' over tonight, y'sir. Dan Halen
: Earlie, you're the most inpressive squid I've interviewed for this position. Let's talk briefly about your work ethic. Earlie Cuyler
: Well, I don't think ethnics do no work. I mean, that's they problem, really. If you ain't like me, go hang from a damn tree. Dan Halen
: Overt racial prejudice... impressive, Earlie. Earlie Cuyler
: I thank you, kindly.
: A fool and his money... Earlie Cuyler
: Together again!
: But it needs a name. Something sexy, inviting, and sophisticated. Earlie Cuyler
: Glug. Dan Halen
: Yes! Erupt into a beve-RAGE this summer with "Glug"! That's the slogan. We'll add the word "Dawg" for the blacks; they like that word, like they're friends with the product!
: I turn my back for one damn three-day bender and you transaxulate yourself into a damn woman?