From "Community: Intro to Felt Surrogacy (#4.9)"
[the group members are sharing their secrets
I found the perfect girl for me, and then I met her kid.
[the characters break out in song
I said it didn't bother me, but truthfully it did. I promised him I'd make it to a baseball game he had. But I bailed and never called again, and now I'm just exactly like my dad.
I am an activist, that's always been my choice. Truth is I've never voted, except when I watch The Voice.
I was struggling in history, I'm normally the best. I let Cornwallis rub my feet to give me all the answers to a test.
I caused the Greendale Fire of '03. Fifty-five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill.
Jeff Winger, Britta Perry, Annie Edison, Troy Barnes, Abed Nadir, Shirley Bennett
This secret inside me was trapped beyond a doubt. And now my most terrible secret's out.
[in a normal voice
] There you are. Come on, guys.
] I've never slept with the great Eartha Kitt. We dry-humped inside of her tour bus.