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from The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition (1990) (VG)
- Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 4 - The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (2009) (VG) Played by Gavin Hammon
- Escape from Monkey Island (2000) (VG) Played by Pat Fraley
- The Curse of Monkey Island (1997) (VG) Played by Patrick Pinney
... aka "Monkey Island 3" - USA (alternative title)
- The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition (1990) (VG) Played by Patrick Pinney (as Stan the Salesman)
... aka "The Secret of Monkey Island" - USA (original title)
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump: Captain Threepwood, having heard the grave charges arrayed against you, how do you plead?
Guybrush Threepwood: If I plead guilty, will I get out of here any quicker?
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump: Most definitely!
Guybrush Threepwood: Great! Then I plead...
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump: After the summary executions by keelhauling, hanging, boiling and er... scaphism.
Guybrush Threepwood: Scaphism?
Stan: Trust me kid, you don't wanna know.
Guybrush Threepwood: Okay then... I plead not guilty by reason of insanity!
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump: Ye look pretty sane to me!
Guybrush Threepwood: Sure, *now*, but any second I could start using monkeys as needle-nose pliers, or shooting myself out of trebuchets, or doing strange things with rubber trees. I'm crazy, I tells ya, craaaaaaaaazy!
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