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Nathan Young (Character)
from "Misfits" (2009)

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"Misfits: Episode #1.1" (2009)
Nathan Young: What about you, weird kid? Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you look like a panty sniffer.
Simon Bellamy: I'm not a panty sniffer. I'm not a pervert. I tried to burn someone's house down.

Kelly Bailey: What if there's loads of people like us all over town?
Nathan Young: No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I'm telling you, by this time next week, it'll be back to the same old boring shit.

Nathan Young: I mean, I was there, right? I should have one of these bullshit powers.
Kelly Bailey: You can have mine. Wanna hear what people are thinking about you?
Nathan Young: Not so much, no. I want something good, you know, something from the A-list.

Simon Bellamy: What if we are meant to be, like, superheroes?
Nathan Young: You lot, superheroes? No offence, but in what kind of fucked-up world would that be allowed to happen?

Tony Morecombe: There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.
Nathan Young: Yeah, but what if they're right? No offense, but I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.
Gary: Are you looking to get stabbed?
Nathan Young: You see my point there?

Nathan Young: I'm no doctor, but you see the way the side of his head's all caved in like that...?

Nathan Young: [Looking at Kelly] I'm guessing shoplifting...?

Nathan Young: Me? I was done for eating some pic'n'mix.

Tony Morecombe: [after the lightning strikes a car] That's my car!
Nathan Young: Classic!

Sally: Gary and my colleague Tony we're both reported missing. Their families are really worried about. Have you seen anything usual, anything at all?
[after a brief silence, Nathan raises his hand]
Sally: You saw something?
Nathan Young: A few days ago, I go into the toilets. Tony and Gary were in there. They're butt naked, Tony has Gary by his hair- like this- He's just doin' him. Doggy style... And Tony's like, "Ooo who's your daddy? I'M your daddy! I'm BIG daddy! Oh! Oh yeah, you like that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm daddy cooool!" So I'm guessing they ran away to continue their elicit homosexual affair. And I ask you, in this world of intolerance and prejudice, who are- WHO are WE to condemn them?
[Sally walks off]

Kelly Bailey: [in thick East Midlands accent] Ehm, wot makes ya thin' that yer better than ozz?
Nathan Young: What is *that* accent?
Curtis Donovan: Is that for real?
Kelly Bailey: Wot, you tryin' to say soomfin 'ou' it, then, yah?
Nathan Young: It's a - are you - that's just a noise! Are we supposed to be able to understand her?

Kelly Bailey: What did you do?
Nathan Young: Me? I was done for eating some pick n' mix.

Kelly Bailey: You know after the storm, did any of you lot feel like dead weird?
Nathan Young: Yeah. I had a strange tingling sensation in my anus.

Simon Bellamy: Maybe we're meant to be like superheroes.
Nathan Young: You lot? Superheroes? No offense but in what sort of fucked up world would that be allowed to happen.

Nathan Young: I'm pretty sure this breeches the terms of my ASBO.

Nathan Young: Probably best to keep that kinda thing between you and your internet service provider.


"Misfits: Episode #1.6" (2009)
Nathan: [Discussing a plan for dealing with the Virtue group] Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.
Simon: Who's Barry?
Nathan: You are.
Kelly: His name is Simon.
Nathan: Is it? I thought it was Barry.

Nathan: [Falling off the community center rooftop] Save me, Barry!

Nathan: We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!

Nathan Young: Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: You are.
Kelly Bailey: His name is Simon.
Nathan Young: I thought it was Barry. Sorry, man.

Nathan Young: [Falling off the roof] Save me, Barry!

Nathan Young: She's got you thinking this is how you're supposed to be. Well it's not. We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's all about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.
Nathan Young: If you could see yourselves... It breaks my heart - you're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw up, and I plan to be a screw-up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!

Nathan Young: Come on, Barry. You're good at this stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: You are.
Kelly Bailey: His name is Simon.
Nathan Young: Is it? I thought it was Barry.

Nathan Young: Did you just suddenly grow a set of balls?
Simon Bellamy: I've always had a set of balls, you've just never seen them.
Nathan Young: That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Nathan Young: C'mon, Barry. You're good at this stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: You are.

Nathan Young: Save me, Barry!

Kelly: Is that a sock? Ugh its crusty!
Nathan: Ahh don't put it on my pizza!
Kelly: Why are you sleeping with a crusty sock in ya bed?
Nathan: Alright, yes. It's my wank sock.
Kelly: Oh no. Use some tissue!
Nathan: Ah that requires planning man, who's that organised?
Kelly: Oh don't use a sock.
Nathan: Look, you've just knocked one out right? Poom-byo! You're lying there, you're feeling cheap and deflated, theres a pool of rapidly cooling spunk on your stomach. You're looking for something to mop up with. Oh hello, whats this? It's a sock. Job done, thank you.
Kelly: Maybe thats your power!
Nathan: I am very good at it?

Kelly: What about your friends?
Nathan: I believe thats generally referred to as a pedophile ring
Simon: I'm not a pedophile
Nathan: Oh yeah? You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese
Simon: I dont even like cheese
Nathan: That makes it even worse you sick bastard

Nathan: Nice cardigan!


"Misfits: Episode #2.1" (2010)
Nathan: Hey, no offense. A lot of people say I'm mentally ill but obviously I'm not, because I'm over here, and you're over there... with the other crazies.

Kelly: So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?
Nathan: I appear to have shat myself.

Nathan: I'm no good at this serious girl stuff, feelings and shit. I fancy you!
Kelly: Fanks

Nathan: Yeah so my mum opens the door and she's like 'Ahhhhh' & I'm like 'I'm Immortal!' & then fanted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.
Kelly: Is she alright?
Nathan: Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.

Nathan Young: Can we please stop killing our probation workers?

Simon Bellamy: You expect me to tell you anything after how you've treated me? After all the names you've called me?
Nathan: What names?
Simon Bellamy: Weird kid. Panty sniffer. Virgin. Freak. Twat. Pervert. Paedophile... Melon fucker! I just want to be your friend.
Nathan: Sure, man.

Curtis Donovan: [Nathan wakes up out of the coffin] What the fuck?
Nathan: You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I've told you I had a power. Oh, looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality... that's off the A-list.

Nathan: Uuuugh. I don't know what is going on with my guts. It's all hot-cross buns and Easter eggs when Jesus gets resurrected.

Nathan Young: So basically... he's had a blowjob off your girlfriend, and you haven't...
Curtis Donovan: Shut up man, it wasn't her...
Nathan Young: It looked like her...
Curtis Donovan: It wasn't her...
Nathan Young: It had her mouth...
Curtis Donovan: Wasn't her brain...
Nathan Young: Who cares about her brain when your balls are resting on her chin!

Curtis Donovan: [holding bat to Nathan's face] Say another word. I dare you. Do it!
Nathan Young: [guffaws] I didn't do anything... be angry with him.
Simon Bellamy: [stuttering] ... I-I didn't know what was happening... she-she just... and then she... before I knew it, she was...
Nathan Young: Sucking your cock!

Nathan: The siren call of the blowjob renders all men powerless. That's how girls trick ya into marryin' them!

Simon Bellamy: We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.
Nathan: Monkeyslut!
Alisha: We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.
Nathan: What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?
Kelly: Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!
Nathan: [pumps fist] Yeeeaahhhh!


"Misfits: Episode #2.4" (2010)
Simon Bellamy: We could rob a bank.
Nathan Young: Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank.
Shaun: What's that?
Nathan Young: Nothing.
Shaun: Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.
Nathan Young: No, no, no. I said "Let's have a big wank". Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.

Simon Bellamy: He still thinks I'm Conti!
Nathan Young: Why does he think that?
Simon Bellamy: Because you told him I was!
Nathan Young: Did I? Sorry, man.

Nathan Young: Oh come on, seriously? He was never going to fit in, what with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me.
Simon Bellamy: You're immortal.
Nathan Young: ...Better him than one of you.

Nathan Young: It's a cruel senseless waste. A young man taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces of our shattered lives, knowing that he's gone forever. So maybe we should have the rest of the week off, you know to cry, and grieve, and remember our dear friend...
[points to Simon]
Simon Bellamy: Ollie.
Nathan Young: ...Ollie! Dear beautiful Ollie!

Tim: Is it true?
Simon Bellamy: Is what true?
Tim: You know what I'm talking about.
[Curtis and Nathan exchange puzzled glances]
Tim: Don't play games with me, Conti.
Kelly Bailey: [angrily] Awww, he talks this bollocks all the time!
Tim: Fat Tony says you got an undercover cop in your organization.
Nathan Young: See, that's why I don't play computer games, cause they never bloody end!

Nikki: You!
Nathan Young: Hi!
Nathan Young: Sorry about, ah, you know...
Nikki: Shittin' in my bed?
Nathan Young: Yeah. Wrong flat!

Nathan Young: A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers and none of us think of using them to commit crime? Shame on us!


"Misfits: Christmas Special (#2.7)" (2010)
Nathan Young: We may have done sod all with our powers but we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone.
Curtis Donovan: She raped me and we killed loads of people.
Nathan Young: Okay, but we're the good guys!

Nathan Young: We should probably go for a drink.
Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
Nathan Young: See if we have similar tastes, and interests.
Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
Nathan Young: Have a few huge rows!
Marnie: [shouting] What did you do, you stupid prick!
Nathan Young: I-I'm sorry baby. I-I-I didn't know we where exclusive, and she had massive tits. It will never happen again!
Marnie: We'll make up, and before you know it, I have trapped you in a serious relationship.
Nathan Young: [laughing] That would be the conventional way to do it.
Marnie: There is just one problem.
[glancing at her stomach]
Marnie: I can't drink.
Nathan Young: So... I guess we should skip all that other stuff, and get straight down to the shagging.

Nathan Young: Two words: Fisherman's Friend.

[to Simon]
Nathan Young: How did it all go right for you, huh? You ended up with a cool flat, beautiful girlfriend.
Kelly Bailey: I think it's dead romantic, I do.
[Simon smiles]
Nathan Young: I think I liked it better when you suffered from a crippling shyness.

[Marnie is in labor]
Nathan Young: How does it feel baby?
Marnie: It feels like my cunt is being ripped apart!
Nathan Young: I'm no expert but that sounds normal.


"Misfits: Episode #1.2" (2009)
Nathan Young: It's not like this situation is backed up by a wank-load of logic.

Nathan Young: George Michael gets away with this shit but he used to be in Wham. Who are you?

Nathan Young: He's not a werewolf, OK. This guy is such a pussy, he needs my mum to open jars for him. If he was a werewolf he'd be able to open a jar of peanut butter for himself.

Nathan Young: If you ever hurt her, I'll take you up to the vet and have you put down.

Louise Young: Why can't you just be happy for me?
Nathan Young: Because your boyfriend is some kind of psycho rough trade gay rapist werewolf!
Louise Young: Every man I meet. There's always a reason you take against him. It's like when you said Richard was sexually abusing you.
Nathan Young: It's nothing like that, this is true.


"Misfits: Episode #2.5" (2010)
Nathan Young: Why is a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?

Simon Bellamy: Jessica isn't a psychotic killer. She's a virgin.
Nathan Young: I knew there was something wrong with her!
Simon Bellamy: There isn't anymore.
[Nathan looks shocked, than excited]
Nathan Young: I'm proud of you, man!
[Nathan hugs Simon]
Nathan Young: And I expect to hear every disgusting detail!

Nathan Young: See it must be physically impossible. Cause if men could suck themselves off, then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements.
Kelly Bailey: This is why people kill you.

Nathan Young: Who leaves a dead body lying around to be discovered? We never do and we're not exactly the most competent killers.


"Misfits: Episode #1.3" (2009)
Nathan Young: You alright?
Kelly Bailey: What?
Nathan Young: You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
Kelly Bailey: No, I'm not.
Nathan Young: Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.

Curtis Donovan: Go on then. Turn invisible.
Simon Bellamy: I can't do it when everyone's watching me.
Nathan Young: So I guess it's like pissing at a urinal if you've got a tiny cock.

Nathan Young: We're a bunch of young offenders. Not one of us knows how to steal a car? This is pathetic.

[the gang gets instructions to sort children's clothes]
Ben: Okay, if you got any questions, just ask.
Nathan Young: [raising his hand] If a bear and a shark had a fight... who would win?


"Misfits: Episode #2.3" (2010)
Nathan Young: It's much easier to humiliate, degrade and just generally shit all over someone than it is to admit that you love them!


"Misfits: Episode #2.6" (2010)
Nathan Young: Do you expect me never to see my mum again? Who's gonna do my washing? Huh? You've not thought this through.