From Pardon My Pups
It'll only get underfoot and chew things up!
But not for long! A spaniel's so smart, he can be trained in no time. Why, before he's a year old, I'll be able to take him on hunting trips. That is, uh, if you're willing to spare him, son.
Mary Lou Rogers
Why don't you just buy him for yourself, Daddy? You're the one that wants him.