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: [Qwark is unconscious
] Can we kill him? Ratchet
: No! Dr. Nefarious
: I can make it look like an accident... Ratchet
] How? Clank
: Ratchet! Ratchet
: Alright, no...
: You did the right thing Dr. Nefarious. Dr. Nefarious
: Get bent!
: [to Qwark
] Even if i was wishing the Blarg would tear you limb from limb so i could river-dance around your smoldering squishy carcass... I always considered you a friend.
: The Doctor is in... And he hates you!
: Get your elbow out of my face! Captain Qwark
: Where am I supposed to put it? Clank
: Ratchet, do not say a word.
: Off to confront the diabolical warbot who preys on the innocent... And I'm all out of businesses cards.
: Did you hear that, Lawrence? Lawrence
: You put the wit in twit, sir.
: To think, they called me insane, Lawrence. We'll see who's insane... when my pets have exterminated all life on this miserable planet! Lawrence
: That should clear things right up, sir.
: The famous Captain Qwark couldn't possibly be this stupid... could he? Lawrence
: Even drooling imbeciles can achieve success in certain fields, sir. Mad science, for example.
] Dr. Nefarious
: What do you mean we can't teleport to a planet? Lawrence
: I'm afraid we're well out of range, sir. Perhaps if you had bothered to specify a destination... Dr. Nefarious
: When will we be in range? Lawrence
: Oh, I'm sure something will come along, in say, five or ten thousand years. Dr. Nefarious
: I don't believe this! Now what? Lawrence
: I don't suppose you can play drums? Dr. Nefarious
: So this is the Q-Force I've heard so much about. Pathetic! I could annihilate you all and it wouldn't even make Supervillain Weekly! Lawrence
: But you'd do the fashion world a tremendous favour.
: Cassy, what is the status of Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega-91? Cassiopeia
: In motion, my love. The Lombax is now trapped in an over-elaborate death scenario designed to torture him into a slow, painful doom! Dr. Nefarious
: That's Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega-96! I said 91! Does no one read my memos?
: The Great Clock! A marvel of science and sorcery, engineered by the brightest Zoni in all of existence and constructed in the exact center of the universe!... give or take 50 feet.
: I'm curious, what lie did you tell the Zoni in you quest for vengeance? Dr. Nefarious
: Vengeance? You think I went through all this trouble for mere vengeance? And then they say I'm egomaniacal. Let's just say it's all in the past.
: Lawrence, what's going on? You said we were coming within range of a space station! Lawrence
: Well, we were, sir. How was I supposed to know it would suddenly explode? Dr. Nefarious
: Lawrence! Lance
: [Nefarious' brain transmits a soap station
] Oh Janice, promise me you'll never leave me again for that Englebert. Janice
: Oh Lance!
: You make me feel like a young boy again! Lance
: Say what?