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: [singing to the tune of the Looney Tunes ending theme
] Why does everybody keep on hiring me all of my work is shit!
Ivy from "The Village" (Bryce Howard)
: Is anyone there? I come from a village where we think it's 1886. I've broken our taboo about entering the forest to find medicine for my fiancee. Hello?
[honking noise is heard. Ivy is run over by a bus, M. Night Shyamalan pulls up in a jeep
] Ivy from "The Village" (Bryce Howard)
: That... that was a really weak twist. M. Night Shyamalan
: Yeah, sorry bout that folks!
: We need you, M. Night Shyamalan, to come up with ideas to stop the terrorists. M. Night Shyamalan
: What if it turns out, that they aren't terrorists, but that they are werewolves, from the future? Military Leader
: No, they are terrorists, they've been linked to Al Qaeda. M. Night Shyamalan
: But what if Al Qaeda is the group terrorized, by aliens? Military Leader
: That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas. M. Night Shyamalan
: How about, that we make everyone believe that we are being terrorized, but really, we were already dead.