From "Less Than Perfect: The Vacation (#1.5)"
Sorry I'm late I was busy last night. Damn Book Club!
You know, I don't get how every week you manage to make a bunch of little-old ladies wanna kill you.
Well we were supposed to read a book by Stephen Hawking, and I missed the 'haw' part, and read a book by Stephen King. If I hadn't brought in those little hard candies I wouldn't have gotten ought of there alive.