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: [reading from the pamphlet Dr. Paige handed him
] Mas--mastering masturbation? Dr. Emily Paige
: Oh, it's a wonderful guide. Techniques, fantasy games, lubricants, all in historical context. Did you know that Edison was an avid masturbator? It's where he got his best ideas. Dan
: No, Edison stole his best ideas. Dr. Emily Paige
: Whatever. Maybe it was Einstein.