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: How dare you talk to me like that!
[pushes Lisa back on the couch
: You should tell me everything! Lisa
: I can't talk right now. Johnny
: [sits next to Lisa
] Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please! You are part of my life! You are everything! I could not go on without you, Lisa. Lisa
: You're scaring me.
[Lisa gets up, but Johnny also gets up
: You're lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA! Lisa
: Why are you so hysterical? Johnny
: [pushes her back onto the couch again
] Do you understand life? Do you?
: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.
: [walks into flower shop
] Hi. Flower Shop Clerk
: Can I help you? Johnny
: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please? Flower Shop Clerk
: Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
[grabs bouquet of roses
] Flower Shop Clerk
: Here you go. Johnny
: That's me. How much is it? Flower Shop Clerk
: It'll be eighteen dollars. Johnny
: [hands over cash
] Here you go. Keep the change.
[grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter
: Hi, doggy. Flower Shop Clerk
: You're my favorite customer. Johnny
: Thanks a lot. Bye! Flower Shop Clerk
: How was work today? Johnny
: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money. Mark
: What client? Johnny
: I cannot tell you; it's confidential. Mark
: Aw, come on. Why not? Johnny
: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
: That's the idea.
: Don't touch me, motherfucker - geddout.
: Anything for my princess!
: I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling!
: Did you get your promotion? Johnny
: You didn't get it, did you?
: Do you want me to order a pizza? Johnny
: Whatever, I don't care. Lisa
: I already ordered a pizza. Johnny
: You think about everything, ha ha ha.
[Johnny walks to the apartment rooftop
: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
[throws water bottle
: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark
: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up? Johnny
: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her. Mark
: What? Did you? Johnny
: [sits down
] No, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you? Mark
: I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I got a question for you. Johnny
: Yeah? Mark
: You think girls like to cheat like guys do? Johnny
: What makes you say that? Mark
: [gets up
] I don't know. I don't know. I'm just... I'm just thinking. Johnny
: I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me. Mark
: Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny
: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
: Yeah, you can say that again. Johnny
: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much. Mark
: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky. Johnny
: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark. Mark
: [pauses, then walks forward
] Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet. Johnny
: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name? Mark
: Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments. Johnny
: That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it. Mark
: [sits down
] Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil. Johnny
: It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark.
: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
: Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!
: Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
: Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking!
: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.
: [on not receiving his promotion
] That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone. Johnny
: In a few minutes, bitch. Lisa
: Who are you calling a bitch? Johnny
: You and your stupid mother.
: I kill you, you bastard! Mark
: You couldn't kill me if you tried. Johnny
: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.
: Are you okay, Denny? Denny
: I'm okay. Johnny
: Are you *okay*? Denny
: I'm okay! Claudette
: What's okay? He's taking drugs.
: [on overhearing Lisa say she's been unfaithful
] How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I show them. I will record everything.
: Oh, hi, Claudette! Claudette
: Oh! Johnny
: So can I come in tomorrow, like late afternoon? Johnny
: Absolutely. 8:00? Mark
: Let's go eat, hah?
: Hi, babe. I have something for you. Lisa
: What is it? Johnny
: Just a little something.
[Playfully hides a package behind his back, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it and pulls out a red dress
: Johnny, it's beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now? Johnny
: Sure, it's yours. Lisa
: Wait right here.
[grabs Johnny's tie and kisses him
: I'll try it on right now.
: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.
: I gotta tell you something. Johnny
: Shoot, Denny. Denny
: It's about Lisa. Johnny
: Go on. Denny
: She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her. Johnny
: Go on...
: Denny, don't you have something else to do? Denny
: I just like to watch you guys.
: Speaking of which, how did you meet Lisa? You never told us. Johnny
: Oh, that's very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone, and I have, I hit YMCA with a $2000 check that I couldn't cash. Mark
: Why not? Johnny
: Well, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, I was working as a busboy in hotel, and uh, um, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her, and that's how we met. Mark
: So, I mean, what's the interesting part? Johnny
: Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.
: Hi Johnny, what's going on? Johnny
: Oh hai Mike, what's new? Mike
: Oh, actually Johnny, I got a, I got a little bit of a, tragedy. Johnny
: Uh-huh. Mike
: On my hands... yeah. Me and... Michelle, we were... we were making out, uh, in your place? Johnny
: Hahaha. Mike
: And, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us. In the middle of it. That's not the end of the story. Johnny
: Go on, I'm listening. Mike
: OK. We're go-we're going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I-I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs I realise that I, I have misplaced, I have forgotten, something. Johnny
: Mmm-mmm. Mike
: Uh... my underwear. Johnny
: Hahaha. Mike
: So, pft, so I come back to get it, you know, I pretend I need a book... Johnny
: Uh-huh. Mike
: I'm looking for my book, and I-I-I reach in and put the underwear in my pocket ready to slide out real quick? Johnny
: Uh-huh. Mike
: Well Claudette, she saw it, sticking out, of my pocket? Johnny
: Uh-huh. Mike
: She pulls it out, and she's showing everybody... me underwears. Johnny
: You must be kidding, underwear, I got the picture. Mike
: Yeah, I don't know what to do. Johnny
: That's life!
: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking!
: Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd!
: What do you want from me, huh? HUH?
: [his last lines
] Why? Why is this happening to me?
[pulls out a pistol
: God forgive me.
: Peter, you always play psychologist with us!
: Lisa, TALK to me, PLEASE!
: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live,
: Let's go eat, huh.
: [as Lisa comes down the stairs, changed into the red gown Johnny bought for her as a present earlier on
] Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa! Lisa
: [twirls around as she reveals her figure and sways the dress
] Isn't it fabulous?
: YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!
: HI BABE!
: What - what's goin' on here? Mark
] You really don't know, do you? Johnny
: [shoving Mark
] Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark. Mark
: Shit, all right?