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"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Frankie My Dear (#2.6)" (2005)
Prince: [to Frankie; Bloo, the pizza guy, and Mac are watching] Oh, fair lady. Forgive my discourtesy. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But I see now that heaven has been brought to me. Pray tell me, fair damsel, what have you been doing in my dreams all my life?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, no! He's using lines!
Prince: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Pizza Delivery Man: Good ones!
Prince: Is your father an alien because you are out of this world?
Mac: Really good ones!
Prince: I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away! Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off? If this house were a meat market, you would be PRIME RIB.
Pizza Delivery Man: Whoa!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Whoa!
Mac: Whoa!
Frances "Frankie" Foster: [unmoved] Whoa.

Frances "Frankie" Foster: [to Bloo stacked on top of Mac and the pizza guy in a suit] All right. I got your game. Here,
[pushes a plate of steak toward him]
Frances "Frankie" Foster: eat, Mr. Real Man.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [uneasily] Uhh... don't mind if I do...
[just stands there]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't mind if I do eat some food...
[still standing]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't mind if I do
[to Mac inside the suit]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the table in front of me!
[Mac struggles to reach for a fork and picks up a spoon instead, trying to stab the steak]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, silly me.
[to Mac]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A spoon can't pick up a steak!
[Mac throws the spoon and begins searching the table noisily for a fork]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [guiding Mac; Frankie watches, exasperated] Left. Left. Your other left. Up. Right. Okay, down. Left.
[Mac finds the fork]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: There we go!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Mac blindly stabs the steak with the fork] Now to lift it up into my mouth.
[Mac holds up the steak, unable to reach Bloo's mouth]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [bending down from the top, trying to reach the steak with his mouth] Ahh...
[strains himself towards it]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Ahhh...
[strains himself even more]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Ahhhh...
[finally chomps on the steak and ends up with the whole thing is his mouth]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Mmmm! Exquisite! Mmmmm...

Frances "Frankie" Foster: [to Bloo stacked on top of Mac and the pizza guy in a suit] All right. I got your game. Here,
[pushes a plate of steak toward him]
Frances "Frankie" Foster: eat, Mr. Real Man.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [uneasily] Uhh... don't mind if I do...
[just stands there]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't mind if I do eat some food...
[still standing]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't mind if I do
[to Mac inside the suit]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: PICK UP A FORK AND EAT SOME OF THE FOOD THAT IS ON THE PLATE ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF ME!
[Mac struggles to reach for a fork and picks up a spoon instead, trying to stab the steak]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, silly me.
[to Mac]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A SPOON CAN'T PICK UP A STEAK!
[Mac throws the spoon and begins searching the table noisily for a fork]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [guiding Mac; Frankie watches, exasperated] Left. Left. Your other left. Up. Right. Okay, down. Left.
[Mac finds the fork]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: There we go!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Mac blindly stabs the steak with the fork] Now to lift it up into my mouth.
[Mac holds up the steak, unable to reach Bloo's mouth]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [bending down from the top, trying to reach the steak with his mouth] Ahh...
[strains himself towards it]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Ahhh...
[strains himself even more]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Ahhhh...
[finally chomps on the steak and ends up with the whole thing is his mouth]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Mmmm! Exquisite! Mmmmm...


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: The Big Cheese (#4.8)" (2006)
Frankie: [sings to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop / When the wind blows, the cradle will rock / When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall...
Cheese: Fall? Aaaah!
Frankie: Oh, geez! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water / Jack fell down and broke his...
Cheese: Broke? Aaaah!
Eduardo: I got one. The itsy-bitsy spider...
Cheese: Spiders? Aaaah!
Frankie: Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you...
Cheese: Sheep? Aaaah!
Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...
Cheese: Cake? Aaaah!
Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co...
Cheese: Coco? Aaaah!

Frankie: Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
Blooregard: I've got one.
[Inhales and sings]
Blooregard: Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts / Mutilated monkey meat...
Frankie: Bloo!
Mac: Wait, Frankie! Look!
[Cheese is calming down]
Blooregard: ...Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice-cream / And I don't got a spoon.
Cheese: No spoon? Aaaah!
Blooregard: This is fun!

Frankie: Never in my years have I met, seen, or even heard of anyone so aggravating and capable of driving you to the very brink of insanity!
Goo: Hiiii, everybody!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: The Trouble with Scribbles (#1.2)" (2004)
[Bloo is spraying air freshener while Frankie and Mac are cleaning]
Mac: Quit it, Bloo!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What? I'm just trying to clean.
Mac: Spraying air freshener isn't cleaning.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Is too! I'm cleaning the air. Cleaning and freshening.
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Well, go find some other place to clean and freshen, would ya?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Fine, if that's how you feel about it. But don't come crying to me when your air gets all stale and filthy.
Frances "Frankie" Foster: [annoyed] I'll keep that in mind.

Frances "Frankie" Foster: [Mac wants to free the scribbles] Forget about it, Mac.
Mac: No worries. It's the last thing on my mind.
[he looks at her, then turns and runs through the house]
Mac: Freedom! Freedom!
Frances "Frankie" Foster: [runs after Mac] Mac!
Mac: Let 'em go! Let 'em go! Let 'em go!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Setting a President (#3.12)" (2006)
Eduardo: This is for Frankie. What is two plus three?
Frances 'Frankie' Foster: Uh, five?
Eduardo: Señor Herriman?
Mr. Herriman: Of course it's five, you numbskull.
Eduardo: Azul?
Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo: Well, Ed, my opponents say five. But you know what I say? Five is not good enough! I say six, or seven, or even forty-two!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Berry Scary (#1.6)" (2004)
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Who-hoa! A little sour under that sweetness.
Eduardo: And a little loco.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Bloo Done It (#2.12)" (2005)
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Sounds like someone's a little jealous.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Not jealous. Journalis... t.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Busted (#1.3)" (2004)
Mr. Herriman: [Frankie accidentally breaks all of Herriman's spare busts] Miss Frances, you know the rules. Clean it up.
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Rules, schmules! I'll clean you up, you crazy rabbit! Come back here and I'll clean your clock!
[Chases Herriman with broom]
Mr. Herriman: Miss Frances, remember the rules! No running in the house!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Bye Bye Nerdy (#2.11)" (2005)
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's a hundred and six blocks to Mac, I've got a full bladder, half a mind where I'm going, it's Tuesday and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Frances "Frankie" Foster: [Opens window] Hit it!
[Bloo jumps out]


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Mac Daddy (#2.7)" (2005)
Cheese: I like potatoes
Frances 'Frankie' Foster: He was eating soap when I found him.
Cheese: Potatoes smell like flowers.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Who Let the Dogs In? (#1.8)" (2004)
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Eduardo, was that you licking people's feet?
Eduardo: Uh... Si. I love licking feet.
[Starts licking Wilt's foot]
Eduardo: Feet. I love the footy goodness.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Cookie Dough (#2.5)" (2005)
Frances "Frankie" Foster: Must stop eating cookies. Resist sugary goodness. Never! Cookies are your friend! You shall give in to the triple chocolate!