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: Well, let's get started. Mama Bear
: Oh! My soup's... er, my porridge is too hot. Papa Bear
: [Doesn't even taste it
] Uh, My soup's too hot. Junyer Bear
: [Takes a big spoonful and burps
] Duh, somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
[Papa Bear wallops Junyer
: Tell me more about my eyes!
: Remember the story of the three bears? Well, why can't we do the same thing, but when Goldilocks goes upstairs to sleep... WHAM! Junyer Bear
: Yeah, uh, yeah, WHAM!
[takes out fork and knife and napkin
] Junyer Bear
[Papa Bear punches Junyer
] Mama Bear
: But Henry, we haven't any porridge for Goldilocks, only these old carrots. Papa Bear
: Well, then make CARROT soup!
: [holding a rolling pin, sleep-talking
] Wait 'til I get my hands on that brute. I'll teach him to stay out all night gallivanting around... I'll show him who's boss in this house, the big lummox. That's the thanks I get for slaving over a hot stove all day...