Roxie Torcoletti
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Roxie Torcoletti (Character)
from "Eastwick" (2009)

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"Eastwick: Mooning and Crooning (#1.5)" (2009)
Roxanne Torcoletti: I don't wanna be like my mother, she raised me like a veal.

"Eastwick: Reaping and Sewing (#1.2)" (2009)
Darryl Van Horne: [Darryl has bought the trio gifts. Kat received a sexy silk negligee and Joanna, cheap perfume] Now... Roxie. For those blessed with the gift of second sight, these are Spirit Dice.
[He hands her a black bag]
Darryl Van Horne: Now legend has it that if you roll one, you can see the past. If you roll two, you can tell the future. And if you roll three, you can affect the very course of fate itself. The only problem is the change will always bend toward chaos.
Roxanne Torcoletti: You got these at the mall.
Darryl Van Horne: Yes I did. And the kid that sold them to me assured me that they were based on actual ancient Spirit Dice, and he had black fingernails! And he wore some kind of a cape, so, I think he probably knew what he was talking about.

"Eastwick: Fleas and Casserole (#1.4)" (2009)
Kat Gardener: Well, I'm hiring that lawyer.
Roxie Torcoletti: No way.
Joanna Frankel: Get out.
Kat Gardener: Yep. Daryl's friend from New York, she is flying in tomorrow.
Roxie Torcoletti: Wow. Fancy-schmansy.
Kat Gardener: Oh, no, no. I'm not going for fancy. I am going for fierce as in take no prisoners. I am done trying to be nice.
Joanna Frankel: Yeah, screw nice! You want to take him for all he's got. Just grab him by the balls!
Roxie Torcoletti: Joanna, anything you'd like to share with the group?
Joanna Frankel: Uh, not really. Just that my, um, ex-fiancee showed up today in town with his new fiancee. Did I tell you guys that I was left at the altar? 'Cause I was. Yeah, it was awesome.