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: [while watching everyone ascend
] What's going on? Father Donovan
: It's the Rapture. Turns out there really IS a God.
: I'm having a spiritual crisis. What do you do when your best friend doesn't believe in God? Father Donovan
: Well Stan, we're hardly best friends.
: Look, according to the church there are no pets in heaven. Eligible for heaven: You got your men, women, children and apes who use sign language. Not going to heaven: You got your pets, your dinosaurs, your smart types and self-aware robots.