Dr. Liara T'Soni
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Dr. Liara T'Soni (Character)
from Mass Effect (2007) (VG)

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Mass Effect 3 (2012) (VG)
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Joker, really, I have work to do!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Come on it is just a simple question.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Then look it up on the extranet.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You can't believe everything you find on there. It's more reliable to ask a friendly asari.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: I'm not telling you if my 'hair tentacles' move!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Fine. Deny me the answer I've been seeking for years, With this war on, we could die any second you know...
Commander Shepard - Male: [Support Joker] You know he's going to keep bothering you until you tell him.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: [sighs] They're semi-flexible cartilage based scalp-crests that grow into shape. And they don't 'flop around'.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Yes! Thanks, Liara. I gotta tell Vega I was right.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Well at least he's making friends.

Matriarch Aethyta: It was pretty clear she was leaving. Can't be the wise counselor when you're married.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Why not?
Matriarch Aethyta: Sex appeal. Most species only pay attention if they want to have sex with you. So you have to be available, mysterious...
Dr. Liara T'Soni: What? That's not true! Shepard listens to me!
Matriarch Aethyta: And how many times have you popped his thermal clip?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Do you have to make it sound so... tawdry?
Matriarch Aethyta: If it's all civilized, you're not doing it right.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: I've written over a dozen studies on your species. I've published in several journals...
Javik: Amusing. Asari have finally mastered writing.

Urdnot Wrex: Tuchanka may be a pile of radioactive rubble, but its *our* pile, and we'll fight to the last krogan to keep it that way?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: That's what I always liked about you, Wrex.
Urdnot Wrex: My smoldering good looks?

Dr. Liara T'Soni: Incredible. The beacon seems to think you're Prothean, Shepard. It must be the Cipher you got back on Feros years ago.
Javik: Or it could be the Prothean standing next to you.

Javik: This has been... amusing.
Commander Shepard - Male: Oh?
Javik: To discover that the most primitive races of my time now rule the galaxy. The asari, the humans, the turians...
Dr. Liara T'Soni: There's also the salarians.
Javik: The lizard people evolved?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: I believe they're amphibian.
Javik: They used to eat flies.

Garrus Vakarian: So, Shepard, you can serve this swill but can you drink it?
Commander Shepard - Male: Someone has to drive you all home.
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?
Kasumi Goto: [Uncloaks behind Traynor] Stealing the Normandy? Now there's an idea!
[Cloaks again]
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Wait, what? Who?
Commander Shepard - Male: Traynor, you still have your toothbrush?
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: We can always *hic* get another Normandy. Call up *hic* Cerberus, and ask them to please build us the SR-3.
Samara: But wouldn't that require you to change your name? Tali'Zorah von Normandy SR-3?
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: It's VAS Normandy. *hic* Von means "one who has a weak bladder." Which feels appropriate right about now.
Garrus Vakarian: We've seen a lot of good times on the old girl.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: That we have.
Samara: Indeed.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Hear, hear.
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Some of you more than others. I'm just honored to have squeaked in.
Commander Shepard - Male: To the Normandy.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: I remember first meeting Shepard. All I kept thinking was, "I hope he took a shower, because my filter needs replacing, and humans carry a lot of germs."
Dr. Liara T'Soni: I'm guessing that's not what you think anymore.
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Well, she may still picture him in the shower.

Mass Effect 2 (2010) (VG)
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Either you pay me or I flay you alive... with my mind.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: She's got reinforcements!
Commander Shepard: What kind of guns does this thing have?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: It's a taxi! It has a fare meter!
Commander Shepard: Wonderful.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: [surrounded by enemy troops] Their attacks are disorganized. They'd be more effective if they all attacked at once.
Commander Shepard: Please don't give the mercs ideas.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: [more troops arrive] The next wave looks like a big one.
Commander Shepard: You just had to give'em tactical advice.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: But now there'll be fewer left to deal with inside.
Commander Shepard: Keep dreaming, T'Soni.

Commander Shepard: Will you just stop for a second? We'll be jumping several light years. There's time to talk.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: About what?
Commander Shepard: About us.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Shepard, listen. I'm... glad you're here.
Commander Shepard: You worried there might be terminals you need me to hack?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: That's not fair! You were dead!
Commander Shepard: I came back!
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Yes, you came back! And now *you'd* rather pass time with "Ms. Lawson" and her low cut jumpsuit!

Dr. Liara T'Soni: So tell me what you want. If this all ends tomorrow, what happens to us?
Commander Shepard: I don't know. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?

Mass Effect (2007) (VG)
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: [in Citadel elevator] So, Dr. T'Soni, all these Prothean ruins we're exploring - this must be like a survey for you.
Liara T'Soni: Not exactly. For one, I am usually alone on my expeditions, and two, they involve much more time for study... and far fewer explosions.
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: Yes, it's a pity that most of the technology I had planned to bring back to the Flotilla has subsequently tried to kill us.

Liara T'Soni: Who votes to take the vehicle into the creepy underground tunnel?

Liara T'Soni: [on Virmire] I don't know what is worse: the geth, or all this sand in my... nevermind!

Liara T'Soni: [Cmdr. Shepard & squad set off from the Zhu's Hope colony, onto the Prothean Skyway] And now to the geth base. Not something an intelligent being would typically say.