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: Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. I mean, when you were a baby I had full-time help, I had Mrs. K. Rachel Green
: Mrs. K, oh, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. Actually I think I remember some of it, "tu madre es loca"
[your mother is crazy
] Sandra Green
: Such a sweet woman.
: [On the phone
] Hello, Mrs. Greene! Hi, It's Monica Geller. Sandra Green
: Oh, hello Monica. Monica Geller-Bing
: Hi, I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an *improptu* baby shower for Rachel today. Sandra Green
: I know. My daughters told me when they received their *improptu* invitations a month ago. Monica Geller-Bing
: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. Sandra Green
: Why, dear? For not inviting me or for lying about it? Monica Geller-Bing
: [to Phoebe, quietly
] Oh my god! My ass is sweating.
] Monica Geller-Bing
: Please, please, can you come? It's today at four. Sandra Green
: Well alright, I'll see you at four. Monica Geller-Bing
: Thank you.
[hangs up the phone
] Phoebe Buffay
: Isn't it at three? Monica Geller-Bing
: Son of a bitch!
: I danced with an exceptionally large woman!
: You thought I was Rachel? Chandler Bing
: Yes we did because you look so young. Phoebe Buffay
: And because you're both, you know, white women.