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Sandra Green (Character)
from "Friends" (1994)

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"Friends: The One with the Baby Shower (#8.20)" (2002)
Sandra Green: Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. I mean, when you were a baby I had full-time help, I had Mrs. K.
Rachel Green: Mrs. K, oh, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. Actually I think I remember some of it, "tu madre es loca"
[your mother is crazy]
Sandra Green: Such a sweet woman.

Monica Geller-Bing: [On the phone] Hello, Mrs. Greene! Hi, It's Monica Geller.
Sandra Green: Oh, hello Monica.
Monica Geller-Bing: Hi, I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an *improptu* baby shower for Rachel today.
Sandra Green: I know. My daughters told me when they received their *improptu* invitations a month ago.
Monica Geller-Bing: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry.
Sandra Green: Why, dear? For not inviting me or for lying about it?
Monica Geller-Bing: [to Phoebe, quietly] Oh my god! My ass is sweating.
[to Sandra]
Monica Geller-Bing: Please, please, can you come? It's today at four.
Sandra Green: Well alright, I'll see you at four.
Monica Geller-Bing: Thank you.
[hangs up the phone]
Phoebe Buffay: Isn't it at three?
Monica Geller-Bing: Son of a bitch!

"Friends: The One with the Lesbian Wedding (#2.11)" (1996)
Sandra Green: I danced with an exceptionally large woman!

"Friends: The One with the Two Parties (#2.22)" (1996)
Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?
Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.
Phoebe Buffay: And because you're both, you know, white women.