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Tank 'The Shredder' Evans (Character)
from Surf's Up (2007)

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Surf's Up (2007)
Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.
Tank Evans: Pecker face?

Tank Evans: [to Reggie] Tank needs fuel.

Tank Evans: [doing pushups over hot coals] Right, no, I getcha. What's winning without the losers?
Tank Evans: [later, still doing pushups over hot coals] It feels better, when there's a lot of losers around... was, was that your question?

Tank Evans: This spot here, this is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia. Oh yeah. That's a sweet, sweet lady.
Tank's Mother: Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?
Tank Evans: Mom! I wasn't polishing, I was just talking to my friends!
[to camera]
Tank Evans: I'm gonna polish them later.

Tank Evans: [pushing Chicken Joe away] Keep your girlfriend out of this.

Tank Evans: A role model? No. But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. Good luck, kids!

Tank Evans: What's up with the hair? You could fit a whole fish in there.

Tank Evans: [introducing his trophies] These are my ladies. This is Jill. This is my lady, Amy. Little Suzy. Brianna... y'know why we call her Brianna, right?
Filmmaker: N-no...
Tank Evans: [smirks] Yeahhhh, it's a long story.

[the kids are playing with Tank's trophy]
Tank Evans: No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!
[one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks]
Arnold: Oops!
Tank Evans: Nooooo! Lia!

Rob: I don't believe this. This contest was Maverick's to win. Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into the Bone Yards.
Cody Maverick: Tank, look out.
Tank Evans: You look out.
Big Z: Code!
Cody Maverick: Z!
Big Z: Cody, come on!
Cody Maverick: Z!
Big Z: Paddle! Come on! Dig! Faster! Come on. Dig! Dig!
[sees a wave coming]
Big Z: Don't dig! Don't dig!
Cody Maverick: What?
Big Z: Let the wave carry you, Cody. You're gonna have to time it! You're gonna come right here. Right to me. Five... four...
Cody Maverick: Three... two... one... Z!

Tank Evans: First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.
Chicken Joe: [Lying on his board, staring at the sky] Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.

Tank Evans: Number one, the Tank!


Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) (V)
Mr. McMahon: Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans: Whoa!
Hunter: Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans: But I told him...
Hunter: What?
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans: You were the real deal.
Hunter: Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans: Do not...
Mr. McMahon: I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?