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Jack Kowalski (Character)
from "Funky Cops" (2003)
The Voice: [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens] Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!
King Dedede: Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!
Dr. K: Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.
Escargoon: I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.
Dr. K: What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.
Shredder: Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.
The Voice: Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.
Dr. Eggman: What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?
The Voice: Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.
Shredder: Hmm... Go on.
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