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Self-Defence Teacher (Character)
from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969)

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RSM Teaching Self-Defense

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  1. "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
        - Owl-Stretching Time (1969) TV episode, Played by John Cleese (as RSM Teaching Self-Defense)

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From "Monty Python's Flying Circus: Owl-Stretching Time (#1.4)" (1969)
Second Man in Self-defense class: [about the Self-Defense topic] Can't we do something else for a change?
Fourth man who is interested in pointed sticks: Like if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?
RSM Teaching Self-Defense: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Gettin' all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough, eh? Oh, oh, oh, oh. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY LAD! When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to ME!
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