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: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Julian Goldstein
: No. Marley Corbett
: Why do you not have a girlfriend?
: What I would give to experience, just one more time; to feel that incredible sensation, when he looked at me, and then I felt alive.
: What are you afraid of? Marley Corbett
: I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me...
: This idea that you have to fall in love in order to live happily ever after... is just not true.
: I will tell you that you'll never be number one as long as your customer base is 82% male. Ad Agency Client
: Yes, well, women don't buy condoms. Marley Corbett
: [scoffs with a big smile
] Not yours.
: Oh my God... wait a minute. Oh my God, I mean... are you God? God
: Not really, this is just the way you wanted to see me. Marley Corbett
: Well, I love, I love Whoopi. So that's, that's probably why. God
: Yeah, me too.
: [holding an ice bag on her head
] Hi. Julian Goldstein
: Hi. What happened to you? Marley Corbett
: A street hit me in the face.
: I had some pretty amazing friends, didn't I? And I include my parents in that group, even though my whole life I blamed them for, well, everything. But the truth is, *I* was afraid. I was afraid to trust and forgive. I was scared I wasn't enough. But I was.
: [about to undergo a colonoscopy
] Wait a minute. Before we go to whatever base this is we're going to, um, shouldn't I know your first name?