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: If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas. We can share him if you want.
: Did you make this? Carol
: Yeah, yeah. Max
: It's very good. Carol
: We were gonna make a whole world like this. Now, everyone used to come here, but you know... you know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realize and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart. And then one day... you don't have any teeth anymore. Max
: Yeah. Carol
: Well it was like that.
: [upon seeing Carol remove his crown from a pile of bones
] Are those... other kings? Carol
: Oh, those? I don't know anything about that. Those were like that when we got here.
: Who threw Richard?
: Carol, did you know the sun was gonna die? Carol
: What? I never heard that... Oh, come on. That can't happen. I mean you're the king, and look at me, I'm big! how can guys like us worry about a tiny little thing like the sun, hmm?
: This part of your kingdom's not so good. Max
: Why? Carol
: Well, look: this used to be all rock, and now it's sand, and then, one day, it's going to be dust, and then the whole island will be dust, and then... well I don't even know what comes after dust.
: I don't talk to owls. Owls are stupid.
: Hey king, watch this.
[attempts to flip but hits tree
: All right tree, we'll settle this later.
: [Max is waking up as Carol carries him
] I didn't wanna wake you up... but I really wanna show you something Max
[Climbs onto Carol's shoulder
: And on our way... I can show you your kingdom. This is all yours. You're the owner of this world. Everything you see is yours. Oh, except that hole over there, that's Ira's. The tree's yours, but the hole is Ira's. But everything else is yours. Except for that rock over there, that's not yours. That little rock next to the big rock. But everything else in the kingdom... except for that stick. That little stick right there, that's not yours. I want you to be king forever, Max. Max
: Yeah, definitely.
: So, what ever happened with you and the Vikings? Max
: Well, in the end I had to leave. Carol
: Why? Max
: I'm not a Viking or a king, or... or anything. Carol
: So, what are you? Max
: I'm Max. Carol
] Well, that's not very much, is it?