From "Third Watch: In Confidence (#4.20)"
I was doing research for a book.
Off. Maurice 'Bosco' Boscorelli
Oh, my gosh, you know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge, stop searching the car. He was doing research for a book.
Sgt. Maritza Cruz
Oh, didn't somebody already write "Dumb and Dumber?"