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Smitty (Character)
from "Mad Men" (2007)

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"Mad Men: My Old Kentucky Home (#3.3)" (2009)
Paul Kinsey: "This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends - not with a bang, but a whimper."
Smitty: We get it, you're educated.

Paul Kinsey: "This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends - not with a bang, but a whimper."
Smitty: We got it, you're educated.


"Mad Men: The Gypsy and the Hobo (#3.11)" (2009)
Researcher: [Annabelle Mathis and the Sterling Cooper creatives are watching a focus group of three dog owners and a researcher through the two-way mirror] How would you describe your dog's temperament?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] She's picky and, ah, she's nervous sometimes, but she's very smart.
Researcher: [through mirror] And yours?
Mutt Man: [through mirror] He's independent, you know? He knows what he likes. He's pretty hard to fool.
Smitty: My God, they're describing themselves.
Don Draper: This your first group?
Researcher: [through mirror] What if I told you your dogs were enjoying Caldecott Farms?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] What's it called?
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] I wouldn't like it. Bingo, stop!
Mutt Man: [through mirror] I've never heard of it.
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Well, you should. They make it out of ponies.
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] Goodness gracious, that's this one?
Mutt Man: [through mirror] This is the first I'm hearing of this. I wish you would've told me. When people are protesting, I'm onboard.
Researcher: [through mirror] Well, what brand does your dog prefer?
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Why would you do this to us?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] It's inhumane!
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Bingo looks sick.
Annabelle Mathis: [quietly] Turn it off.
Researcher: [through mirror] Would you prefer beef, or...
Don Draper: Somebody get that?
Peggy Olson: I can't turn it off, it's actually happening!
Don Draper: [irritably] Turn off the *sound*.