From Tuck Bushman and the Legend of Piddledown Dale
Oh for the love of god! I'm not sitting here, listening to you sing for Christ sake!
Once upon a time, there was a young man. He lived at home with his dear old mam. But he got cursed with the face of a clam. The Legend of Clam Face!
Well, that's me done. I've had enough for one evening, thank you very much. Err, Eduardo! Fluff my pillows!