Jan Morrow
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Jan Morrow (Character)
from Pillow Talk (1959)

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Pillow Talk (1959)
Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!
Police Officer: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.

Jan: Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.

Brad Allen: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.
Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.
Brad Allen: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.

[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule]
Jan: We're just going to have to live with each other...
[Jan pauses, waiting for a response]
Brad Allen: Well?
Jan: I was waiting for you to say some off-color remark.
Brad Allen: Is that all you have on your mind?
Jan: Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half hour and I'll stick to mine!

[Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone]
Jan: Well, what am I missing?
Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!

Jan: At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!

Jan: Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?

Jan: Would you please get off this line!

Jan: If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.

Jan: I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.

Brad Allen: Are you getting out of that bed, or am I coming in after you?
Jan: You wouldn't dare!

Jan: Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.

Brad Allen: [on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight?
Jan: I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.
Brad Allen: Who with?
Jan: A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.
Brad Allen: Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.
Jan: No I'm not.
Brad Allen: And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.
Jan: I know you're not.
Brad Allen: I'll pick you up at 8.
Jan: I'll be ready.

Jan: He was a perfect gentleman.
Brad Allen: That's even worse than I thought.
Jan: What do you mean?
Brad Allen: Well there are some men who... hmmm how shall I put it? Well they're very fond of their mothers... They like to share bits of gossip... collect recipes.
Jan: What a vicious thing to say!