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: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment! Police Officer
: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.
: Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me. Jan
: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me. Brad Allen
: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.
[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule
: We're just going to have to live with each other...
[Jan pauses, waiting for a response
] Brad Allen
: Well? Jan
: I was waiting for you to say some off-color remark. Brad Allen
: Is that all you have on your mind? Jan
: Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half hour and I'll stick to mine!
[Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone
: Well, what am I missing? Alma
: If you have to ask, you're missing it!
: At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
: Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?
: Would you please get off this line!
: If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
: I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
: Are you getting out of that bed, or am I coming in after you? Jan
: You wouldn't dare!
: Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
: [on the phone pretending to be Rex
] Am I gonna see you tonight? Jan
: I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date. Brad Allen
: Who with? Jan
: A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes. Brad Allen
: Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date. Jan
: No I'm not. Brad Allen
: And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to. Jan
: I know you're not. Brad Allen
: I'll pick you up at 8. Jan
: I'll be ready.
: He was a perfect gentleman. Brad Allen
: That's even worse than I thought. Jan
: What do you mean? Brad Allen
: Well there are some men who... hmmm how shall I put it? Well they're very fond of their mothers... They like to share bits of gossip... collect recipes. Jan
: What a vicious thing to say!