The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
: Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.
: If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.
: I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!
: I want to call the American embassy! Boomer
: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"
: People! People! Can't we all just get along?
: There's not a locked door in the whole country.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters
: Welcome to Canada. Boomer
: Hold it right there, Canuck! RCMP Officer at Headquarters
: Who are you? Boomer
: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital
: The capital Toronto. RCMP Officer at Headquarters
: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa. Boomer
: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa! Roy Boy
: Nice try, Dudley.
[Highway patrolman tells Boomer why his graffiti must be in both English and French
] Highway Patrolman
: Le Quebecois. Boomer
: Huh? Highway Patrolman
: You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!
: There it is, men. Toronto. Roy Boy
: It's beautiful. Like no other city I've ever seen. It's like Albany. Only cleaner.
: All right. Enough of this Dirty Dozen stuff.
: Hey, did anyone see "Dirty Dancing"? Now that was a good movie.
: Ah, Americans. Welcome to Ontario, sportsman's paradise! Boomer
: Isn't it though.
: What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!
: You ever see The Dirty Dozen? Boomer
: That was a cool movie. Roy Boy
: Man, that was real cool. Boomer
: Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Ernest Borgnine... Kabral
: Jim Brown. Roy Boy
: Uh, Telly Savalas, Clint Walker... Kabral
: Jim Brown. Boomer
: Trini Lopez! Roy Boy
: Cool. Kabral
: Trini Lopez? I never could figure that one out, man. What in the hell was he doing in The Dirty Dozen, man? If I was putting together a group of murderers and cutthroats, Trini Lopez would not be in the starting lineup. Boomer
: That's why he dies first. Roy Boy
: Yeah, don't they all die? Boomer
: They all don't die. Kabral
: Jim Brown dies. Roy Boy
: Hey man, what do you expect? Of all The Dirty Dozen, this black guy's supposed to sneak in behind enemy lines and pretend he was a Kraut? Ugh? Boomer
: Uh-huh? Kabral
: That's not it, man. It's just the black guy always dies. Think about it, man. Unforgiven, Alien, Rocky 4, The Shining... Roy Boy
: Star Trek 2, Forrest Gump, Witness... Boomer
: Annie Hall! Not Annie Hall... Roy Boy
: No, Night Of The Living Dead. Boomer
: That's the one! Kabral
: And what about that brother in Jurassic Park, man? Roy Boy
: Oh, that was cool. Boomer
: There was two black guys who died in that one! That was a twofer! You must be really pissed off at that one! Kabral
: I'm telling you, man. The black guy always dies first.