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Andre Baptiste Senior (Character)
from Lord of War (2005)

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Lord of War (2005)
Andre Baptiste Sr.: They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.
Yuri Orlov: I believe it's "warlord."
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

Andre Baptiste Sr.: Welcome to Democracy!
Yuri Orlov: Democracy? What have you been drinking Andy?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Heh, you have not seen the news. You know, they accuse me of rigging elections. But after this -
[holds up a newspaper with the headline "U.S. Supreme Court Reverses Recount Ruling"]
Andre Baptiste Sr.: - with your Florida and your Supreme Court of Kangaroos, now, the U.S. will shut up forever!

Andre Baptiste Sr.: [to Yuri about his country's youth] Personally, I blame MTV.

Yuri Orlov: [when Andre suddenly shoots a subordinate with the sample gun] WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: What did you say?
[aims at Yuri]
Yuri Orlov: [pulls himself together] Well, now you're gonna have to buy it. It's a used gun!
[pulls it out of Andre's hand. Andre's bodyguards draw on him]
Yuri Orlov: How can I sell a used gun?
[Yuri huffs and busies himself wiping and polishing it]

Andre Baptiste Sr.: [about his child soldiers] I can see what you are thinking. But we need every man we can get.
Yuri Orlov: Even if they're not men?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: A bullet from a 14-year-old is just as effective as one from a 40-year-old. Often more effective.

Yuri Orlov: [Andre Sr. and Andre Jr. show up unannounced at Yuri's home] What the fuck are you doing here?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: [Hugs Yuri] We're here for peace talks at the United Nations.
Yuri Orlov: So at the same time you'd drop in on your arms dealer?
Yuri Orlov: We began to wonder where you went. You became a hard man to get a hold of, all of a sudden. It is a shame, my son and I were hoping to do some shopping while we are here in New York. These peace talks have made it very hard for us to supply arms, so it requires a man of your rare ingenuity.
Yuri Orlov: I can't help you, I'm sorry.
Andre Baptiste Sr.: [hands Yuri a large diamond stone] I understand, but due to our current situation, we are prepared to be unusually generous.
Andre Baptiste Jr.: You still haven't brought me the gun of Rambo.
Andre Baptiste Sr.: I will see you soon "Lord of War".