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"Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World: Damn Straights (#1.3)" (2007)
Rick: [answers phone] Hello?
Rick's Mother: [in a heavy Filipino accent] Junior!
[referring to the wooden decor that hangs on the bedroom wall]
Rick's Mother: Don't take down da pork en spoon.
Rick: Mom, we have guests.
Rick's Mother: [says an unintelligible Filipino word] who want to take down your spoon. Modder ploated prom da Philippines on dat spoon. Right, Papa?
Rick's Father: [looks up from newspaper] Hmm?
Rick's Mother: [sing-songy] You tell dem you are a gay Pilipino
[continues stirring a pot cooking on the stove]
Rick's Mother: en di only ting you love more dan dat spoon is your modder!

Joanna: [after Steve opens his house door] Steve! My little baby. Look how big you are!
Rick: He was bigger a few minutes ago.

Steve: Mom, I have to tell you the truth. Rick and I go out.
Steve: A lot.
Steve: Together.
Joanna: Well, there's nothing wrong with that, sugar.
Steve: And
Steve: sometimes we
Steve: hold hands.
Carlton: You Japanese are really into that.
Rick: I'm Filipino!

Chuck: [referring to Evan] Regular Lahunga Beach? The bastard didn't bring his ephedrine. He's gonna come down.
Rick: What do you mean?
Chuck: He might fall asleep. Evan's been tweaking on diet pills for eons! The shock of actual asleep could
[sounding ominous]
Chuck: kill him.

"Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World: Guess Who's Coming for Quiche? (#1.1)" (2007)
Rick Brocka: It's my fault because I'm Asian.